So Many Things To Yell About

me: i’m over my crush. crush: comes over, is wonderful, likes my kids me: nvm

so it's mating season for lin and we've been banging most days and there's totally a chance i could get pregnant and if i don't then at some point, like. eggs are gonna be laid inside me. like. damn. more kids.

happy birthday to me and all my dead friends.

as often as you murder me, i would be dead without you.

you keep me going. all of you. thank you.

yes, i am constantly trying to get you to kiss me and/or sleep with me.

(punches myself in the face repeatedly) WYD FUCKFACE!!!!

i’m attracted to you in every way it’s possible to be attracted to someone and i want to stop but it’s hard to do when you’re so fucking fantastic so just fucking stop.

(sees something cute and good on my dashboard) (feels nothing)

somebody tell me i exist.

how many romantically unavailable people am i in love with? well, you see, (points behind you) quick, what's that over there!?

i guess you both hate me.

i said that? i fucking said that. you didn,t respond don't act like you fucking did just to make me look like a damn fool you piece of shit

wish i hadn't left.