Art is Dead.

He felt a little unnerved by the other looking down at him. Quick! Think of something! Just introduce yourself you weenie!

" Well I guess I could introduce myself! I’m Takeshi Yori, SHSL Lifeguard! "

"...Huh. A lifeguard? That's cool. I'm Benjamin Oakes. Call me Ben, though. I'm the SHSL Stand Up Comedian. I do a bunch of musical stuff too."

"....."

He simply stood, blinking down at the other, seemingly waiting for a conversation topic to be brought up. 

{⊗ ;;} “Right. Okay, hi there, I guess. Yeah, name’s Alfie, Alfie Rye. I’m a Super High School Level Improv Comedian, that me.”

"…Yo. Listen up. I’m Benjamin Oakes, Super High School Level Stand Up Comedian. I’m pretty big in America and England, so I’ve you’ve heard of me that’s probably where from. That or Youtube. Anyway.”

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" Yeah. Don’t call me that though. And I guess there’s a lot of em.. "

"I play a bunch. I play guitar, drums, violin, piano. I play so much piano, I love piano. Piano's the best. Ahh--Uh."

"Thanks, I guess. I tell a bunch of jokes, but it's mostly British humour. I focus on a bunch of different topics and I like to focus on controversy. I'm pretty rooted, I guess. I'll link you to one of my shows later, if you want. "

He smiled behind his mask slightly at the mention of drooling in her sleep, thankful that his mask made him seem expressionless--minus his eyes, that is. 

"SHSL Animator? Sounds cool, but a bit tiresome. Do you like. Fall asleep at your computer? I used to do that. Ben Oakes. I'm the SHSL Stand Up Comedian. It's nice to meet you too."

"Becca? Is it short for Rebecca? I knew a Rebecca once, we called her Becks. She was great--"