I Like Succulents And Sunglasses

theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence

or any clothes at all really

but it’s up to you

u can be big spoon or little spoon

totally your choice

i’m always ready to make out

aLwaYs

also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 

i’ll let you lick it though

i mean the ice cream cone

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“A very old man came in to my Starbucks. Halfway through struggling to understand his order through his thick accent, he noticed my necklace. He stopped and said “Your star is beautiful.”, and I thanked him. There was a long pause before he spoke again. When he did, he said “It is beautiful, but I am having a hard time looking at it. The last time I wore one, it was mandatory.” We then spoke to each other in Hebrew for a bit. But soon enough he stopped again, and looked back to my star. With one hand he held mine, and used his other hand to shakily touch the sapphires on my necklace. His lip shook, and tears rolled down his cheeks. In a shaky, heavily German-accented whisper, he said “I am so happy you are here. Your generation is here. We won.” and kissed my hand.✡”