i just stick up my chin, and grin

Rita: there's my girl

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uhhh, so i guess it’s this guy’s birthday? alright so if you’ve got a weak stomach or are easily offended then you should probably look away now before shit gets real.

artie. dude. like, shit. i don’t even know where to begin other than to start by saying how fucking glad i am that you took it upon yourself to drag me down a dark alleyway and pin me against a wall all those years ago, man. like, shit, that’s the best thing that ever happened to me. you’re the best damn thing that ever happened to me, you fucking dork.

to say you’re my family opens up a whole damn can of worms considering i wouldn’t need to be asked a second time if you told me you were ready to take me in a manly fashion and pin me down in ways completely different to the time mentioned above.

uh, kidding?

point is, i love you, dude. you’re my best fucking friend, you’re my god damn family, you’re my motherfucking soulmate in the least pathetic way possible, and i love your big, dumb face, and your pretentious words, and i’d totally take ten thousand bullets for you without even thinking. thanks for deadass being my reason for staying alive more often than not, for all the teasing and all the fights, for all the hand holding and advice, for all the wicked cool shit we’ve stolen together, and for patching me up when i need it, for the hugs, and for recklessly kicking the shit out of people who cross me, and straight up just for existing in the same universe as me.

motherfuck.

Rita: happy birthday, jackass. uh, jack* ;)

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@ritapark: @flawlessflores >:(

@ritapark: @flawlessflores are you just saying 'pies' in jack's accent lmao

@ritapark: just totally decked it in front of the fountain in town