A Cute Tomato

Emma: Hey.

Paul: Hi.

Charlotte: Hello.

Ted: Hey!

Hidgens: I gave you the key for emergencies!

contains spoilers

emma doing paul’s “okay”s

angela duh

gArY goLdSteIn (attorney at law)

jeff’s run during feast or famine (aka that)

curt screaming

“hold this”

mcnamara/macnamara (what is the spelling) being the icon we all deserve

subtle tgwldm refrences (there was a bit where they straight up played the theme and i screamed)

Emma: Professor, thank you so much for letting us in. Now listen, I know it sounds crazy, but we're on the verge of World War 3 and Tom says it started with-

Professor Hidgens: A doll?! An ugly doll that adults fought over for in Black Friday?! They tried to make you join them, and once they get you you're a part of it!

Emma: Uh, yeah, how did you know?

Professor Hidgens: I theorized this scenario 30 years ago.

Tim: Really?

Professor Hidgens: Really.

Lex: Like, exactly this scenario?

Professor Hidgens: Exactly this scenario.

Becky: That World War 3 would start because of some doll?

Jon & Lauren: (Are on screen together.)

Me: Aw, it’s like a Paul and Emma reunion!

Jon: So, EMMA…

Lauren: Yes, PAUL?

Me:

Jane always dies in a car crash;

Paul and Emma meet - it usually becomes romantic;

General McNamara;

Hatchetfield is always targeted by aliens or deities;

Professor Hidgens;

Emma's pot farm;

there is always an iconic musical within the diegesis, whether iconic outside the narrative (in this case Working Boys, as only three people knew about it and all died) or inside the narrative (Santa Claus Goes to High School, as a teen film that's well known and mentioned);

Peanuts the squirrel;

it has the same characters - those who aren't seen are mentioned and they never remove characters, only add;

fuck Clivesdale.