no no no no nope

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

Nobody knows

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

I’m 89% caffeine and 11% sad

That equals 101% 😒

Honestly I buy it

same

wig off

Food and gay pride what could be better?

Homophobes bout to starve lololol

Starve homophobes

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my brother literally does the first one

I’m #3 & #6 fir sure

Yeah, Terrence, come on, you definitely to switch it up to at least #10, I mean

i have literal object permanence when it comes to my opinion on children. right now in the presnce of 0 children or 0 mentions of children i could not be more neutral. when im around a cool baby who like smiles at me or is bein funny & is maybe wearing a cute hat im like :))) “i want 30000 babies” but then if i hear one (1) singular child cry on a plane i think “Having children is a societal expectation thrust upon women by the patriarchy therefore i”

Fucking shoot me