CUTEEPOOL. IS A PRIVATE , MUTUALS ONLY ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR ELEANOR "ELLIE" CAMCHO , ALSO KNOWN AS THE NEW DEADPOOL. THIS BLOG IS INSPIRED BY MARVEL COMICS , BUT ULTIMATELY LEANS ON A MIX OF MEDIA AS WELL AS HEADCANONS. THIS BLOG WRITES ELLIE BEING 17-18 BY PRESENT DAY FOR THE MUN'S COMFORT. MUST BE 20+ TO INTERACT. THIS BLOG IS IN DIRECT AFFILIATION WITH @ontheticktick. ALL OTHER WADE'S WILL BE TREATED AS DUPLICATES.
𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙔 𝙅𝙅. , 𝙎𝙃𝙀/𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 , [ 35 ] , 𝙍𝙐𝙉𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙀𝙎𝙏.
NOT FROM THE MUN: THIS BLOG WILL BE EXPLORING THEMES THAT MAY BE SENSITIVE TO SOME AUDIENCE MEMBERS. THIS INCLUDES BUT MAY NOT BE LIMITED TO HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION , THE ABANDONED CHILD , HUMAN TRAFFICKING AND SOME OTHER THEMES. THESE ARE ALL FACTORS OF ELLIE'S CHARACTER SO PLEASE FOLLOW WITH CAUTION.
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"HI PRINCESS!" Wade's voice wasn't loud, but it was enthused, and his hand moved to wave at Ellie in turn, his fingers fluttering with the gesture. It was clear by the way his feet tip-tapped in place for a moment, that he was also refraining from making first contact, no matter how much he wanted to hug her.
Much like the first time he had laid eyes on his daughter, Wade was having a hard time believing that Ellie was really there, absolutely PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, just as she always had been.
Preston was someone that took their job seriously, and when they had made it clear to Wade that they were going to be taking Ellie, and he wasn't going to be receiving another address...he'd carved that part of his heart out of his chest, and accepted what he was being told, for his daughter's sake.
Every cell in his body had wanted to argue that he needed to be in her life, but the harsher voices in his head would remind him that it was HIM that needed ELLIE. She was a bright girl from day one, with a smile that could light up a city block. There was no way that he had anything lasting and positive to offer her. He was an insane monster that didn't have any business being alive, let alone having people making the mistake of caring about him.
No amount of self-loathing could linger for long when she smiled like that at him, though.
"Oh! Right, yeah, we should uh..." The merc whipped his head back and forth, his eyes narrowing threateningly at everyone. He didn't want to do a violence in front of Ellie, if he could help it, not right out of the gate, anyway...
It seemed that, of all of the patrons of the bar, it had been BUCK that had managed to read the scene enough to know that Wade and his daughter needed the space to talk. The large man took a step forward from the crowd.
"YOU HEARD 'EM!" Buck's voice commanded the room as he looked out to everyone. "Scram, get th' fuck outta here!" He made a firm sweeping gesture towards the door. "Move it!"
Much to Wade's surprise, there was a muttering of complaints and some harsh shoves of chairs back against tables as they cleared out, but the mercs DID leave. When Buck turned to Weasel, the bar's owner went from confused, to INSULTED.
"I'm not going anywhere, it's my fuckin' bar-"
Before Weasel could finish his complaint though, Buck's fist made contact with his face in a sucker punch that knocked his lights out. The large assailant slung the bartender over his shoulder and looked to Wade with a nod, leaving him still slightly bewildered as he turned and walked towards the exit.
"Now THAT is how you improv, Buck! I'm so proud of you!" Wade clapped his hands in the empty bar and shook his head. "Bravo! This is gonna put you in th' running for Best Supporting Brute."
At last, Wade and Ellie were alone, and he wasted no time in pulling up two chairs to a table, taking off his own backpack and setting it on the table.
"So! First order of business..." He held his arms open. "If we don't pay the hug tax, the IRS WILL hunt us down. I've lost friends like that."
The last time that he had seen Ellie...well, the memory of it was burned into his brain permanently. Preston had pulled him aside at Ellie's birthday party after they had all watched the young girl opening her gifts. While the SHIELD operative had been as GENTLE as they were capable of being, there was no good way to tell a guy that he needed to keep an even FURTHER DISTANCE from his daughter than he had been already.
Wade was no idiot, despite what most people would believe. He was keenly aware of the fact that he had a lot of enemies. Of course, Wade himself never really worried about those foes coming home to roost, since he himself was IMMORTAL. When there had been a close enough call that Ellie genuinely had a target painted on her back. Wade had managed to dispatch the motherfucker from LIFE, but that didn't change the fact that his baby girl had been in the line of fire that existed as a constant in his life.
He wasn't sure yet why she was there...but she was, and he just wanted to give his daughter a hug.
IN ALL THE TIME ELLIE SPENT ON A BUS HERE SHE HADN'T PREPARED FOR THIS. She thought about it , every day she thought about the day that her dad was allowed to be around. ( a lot more recently with the age fast approaching where she'd be expected to set out on her own. ) But the entire trip out to find Wade , ┈┈ she hadn't thought about what it might be like to finally find him. In all the times she had imagined it .. she always imagined it being a little more .. child appropriate.
Ellie's eyes scanned the bar , ┈┈ wide eyes moving to one of the much larger occupants of the bar yelling for everyone to clear out. Even more impressive than the BOOMING voice that came from him , ( was the way that just about everyone seemed to take the hint however grumpily. ) and cleared out of the bar. All except Weasel , at first. For someone who played tough from the moment she walked in , ┈┈ he really went out quick like a sack of potatoes. Big , thick curls bounced with her gasp , before following with her body facing Buck as he carried the bar's owner out of the building.
You'd think that the daughter of Deadpool would be pretty immune to the shock of seeing violence , ┈┈ well you'd be dead fuckin wrong to think that was true. Turns out Preston's goal of shielding Ellie from a violent life paid off for the most part with this one. ( aside from the kidnapping when she was very young which also ended in the death of her mother. ) ┈┈ Ellie lived about as normal a life as any American kid would have. ( even funnier when you thought about the fact that she was mexican and canadian. ) Don't read into it.
With the bar finally empty , ┈┈ she looked back to her dad just in time for him to address one of the elephants in the room. Of course he'd want a hug , and she wanted that just as bad. But she hadn't seen him in nine years. She was still a kid , who came all the way out here alone. ( wasn't he the least bit concerned that something was WRONG? ) That didn't mean he didn't deserve being able to show her how much he missed her , ┈┈ but it did remind her of some of the reasons Preston brought of as to why they wouldn't label him a responsible parent.
Never the less , she nodded. “ Oh yeah. All these years of work and I forget my manners. ” She regretted those words the second she uttered them. ( good job! he's gonna think this is all pleasantries. ) Ellie shook the thoughts from her head , ┈┈ crossing over to the table he set up for them and dropping her backpack on the floor next to it. Straightening up and throwing some this curls back over her shoulder and out of the way.
There was a pause , ┈┈ longer than she would have wanted it to be to save the awkwardness. Maybe it was the long bus ride , maybe it was her worry about Preston. ( or maybe it was all that on top of the fact that he was still dressed head to toe in deadpool. ) Come on Ellie hug your Dad you came all this way! After that pause , a good few seconds worth , she threw her much small arms around him for that hug he'd been mentioning. Good thing too , ┈┈ considering she'd been holding in her worry about the only constant family she had known the whole way here. ( this was the first time she thought that things might just be okay. )
“ It's good t'see ya Daddy. ” She muttered in a tiny voice against his chest.
In terms of the level of RESPECT that Weasel received in his life...well, he'd never really bothered to set high standards. He almost felt like the act of getting to know people better was something he couldn't be genuinely bothered to do. As a result, he coasted through life with just enough human interaction to keep him legally sane.
So, someone less than half of his age coming up to him and immediately inquiring about one of the more infamous mercs that he associated with, after ordering a SODA POP that one could get at literally any shop in the world...it wasn't a shock. Just another day in his life.
"Unfortunately, I'm not stoned. And more unfortunately, yes, I know th' guy. Thankfully the only person like Wade is WADE. One of a kind dick hole. And not the glory kind." Weasel reached for a glass before grabbing a root beer from the fridge, throwing some ice in the glass, and pouring the soda in before handing it over to her.
"Aren't you a little young and perky t' be duckin' into seedy dive bars an' lookin' for creeps with a wrap sheet? I'm no dad, but I'd venture t' say yours ain't doin' his job-..."
There was a sudden crash that came from the other side of the bar, near the entrance. That was followed by a domino effect of various men within the bar being shoved this way and that, a ruckus beginning to erupt in retaliation.
"GET OUTTA MY WAY, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING, DEGENERATE SKID-MARKS! I WILL END YOUR FREAKING BLOODLINES! MOOOOVE!"
At last, the cause of the chaos made himself seen. The man inhaled a gasp as he got a better look at the young lady, and the way his eyes welled up was really fucking irritating with his mask on, but he couldn't care less in that instant. He had seen that backpack from across the bar, and every accessory was a keepsake that Wade remembered even after so many years.
"Sweet Mother of Biblically Accurate Brown Jesus..." Wade took a couple of small steps closer to the young lady that he hadn't seen in about a decade.
"Ellie-Bellie...is that really you?" There had been a hush that had settled over the establishment, as even the scum-lords in there seemed to comprehend that this wasn't something to trifle with or interrupt. Not if they enjoyed BEING ALIVE.
YEAH , SHE WAS SURE SHE WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE NOW. And not just because she was so sure that her GPS worked. ( but because going off what preston said about her dad's friends .. this was definitely the right place. ) Brow arched in surprise when he revealed he was sober. Shame for him , ┈┈ especially if he was owner of this place. An uneasy smile was offered none the less , he still might be able to help her find her dad after all.
While his assessment of her dad wasn't wrong , ┈┈ Ellie couldn't help but roll her eyes at the rather mature description. Starting to see Preston's reasons for cutting contact with Wade and Ellie a little more here and there. But her brow did furrow a bit when he questioned how she got in. “ Didn't really duck in so much as just walked through the door. By the way , you have like no security and you should really look into that. ”
Woah woah woah! Slow down Ellie. ADHD be damned , ( she was here to find wade not dissect this guys business practice. ) Before she could round back to his rather opinionated but true assessment of her dad's parenting style , ┈┈ the bar erupted in a commotion that was only fitting of … well a Wilson. And just like how she remembered him too.
Eyes went wide all through the bar , Ellie's included when the red and black clad merc mad his rather loud entrance. Nostalgia pulled at her heartstrings , ┈┈ causing a little giggle when his very real threat was made known. Him leaving had hurt , ( and was admittedly harder than she would have ever expected .. even after it was all said and done. ) but for just a moment , ┈┈ Ellie couldn't help but smile a real smile since Preston had gone missing. The rest of the occupants of the bar looked at the father and daughter. Clear this wasn't for them , ┈┈ but all seemingly unable to look away from the two as Ellie realized the audience they were holding.
“ Hi Daddy! ” She offered in her typical chipper fashion. Backpack on her back bouncing as she raised a hand to wave energetically back at him. She should probably hug him , ┈┈ or maybe she shouldn't just yet. “ Mind if we talk? ” She asked in a quieter tone , ┈┈ eyes darting around the other men in the bar before landing on him. “ Without the audience maybe? ”
if we are mutuals , and you do the whole wire rp thing , feel free to add ellie on wire for some fun nonsense. please have a way for me to know who you are when you send a request.
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" DADDY ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? " " SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP HIM!! " " I THINK MY DAD'S GONE CRAZY! "
CUTEEPOOL. IS A PRIVATE , MUTUALS ONLY ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR ELEANOR "ELLIE" CAMCHO , ALSO KNOWN AS THE NEW DEADPOOL. THIS BLOG IS INSPIRED BY MARVEL COMICS , BUT ULTIMATELY LEANS ON A MIX OF MEDIA AS WELL AS HEADCANONS. PENNED BY JJ.
"You are SO RIGHT, Ellie-Bellie." Wade nodded a couple of times in approval. "The House of Mouse explicitly told me that under no circumstances am I to raid a drug den in a foreign country that's been bought and paid for by the US Government in order to destabilize communities and make them more malleable to political division..."
Wade grabbed his mask as the final part of his ensemble, slipping it over his face and adjusting it, before holding up his index finger for emphasis and speaking once more.
"BUT...that was before those backstabbing, pearl-clutching LINT-LICKERS decided to let a very handsome man in his thirties not only talk about, but show him doing METH, while wearing a CHICKEN SUIT and broke bad all over people. Not only did they let golden boy get away with ALL OF THAT, he still got to be HOT in the end."
The merc reached for his Hello Kitty backpack and tightened the straps on his shoulders dramatically.
"So as recompense, they're gonna let me have some father-daughter MAIM AND SLAUGHTER.
UH OH … DADDY WAS MAD AT DISNEY. Which meant he was just a hair trigger away from doing some bat-shit crazy , ┈┈ evident in the way Ellie's eyes widened at his attempt to sensor himself. Brow furrowed though , ( tripping up on some of his claims and tried to recall what she remembered. ) It was pretty hard t'focus on the PLOT with those abs though.
“ Your just jealous , cause Bo Burnham minus the asshole got juiced up and got t'keep the six pack and that Hollywood quality skin. ” She mused , ┈┈ skipping her way to follow along. Grabbing her own bag and mask in the process.
Time fighting crime was time fighting crime though. Even if it was fueled by a slighted Wade Wilson.
“ Mm .. pretty sure he wasn't using .. ” There was real pondering in her features , ┈┈ all to shrug and pull her own mask on. “ Rest tracks though. And your fans have been begging for an update. ”
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s. stark:
"can you please give me a hand with this?" , @starkwithsarcasm.
“ Ooooooooh yes! Here we go Ellie , time to shine! ” The audible psyching up happened under her breath , ┈┈ accompanied by a little energetic jog in place when she jumped up from where she sat. ( not gonna make many waves sitting down after all! ) “ I mean um .. Yeah , sure. Um .. Where exactly should I … ”
n. barnes-belova.
i said please, so technically you have to say yes. , @babyspiderbite.
BROWS FURROWED AS LIPS PURSED INTO SOMETHING OF A DUCK FACE. If only the logic wasn't so sound! Okay fine it wasn't really sound. ( but it was sound enough for government work or however that saying went. ) Head snapped to look at Nalina , eyes narrowing with a point in her direction.
“ Okay fine. You win Baby Widow , ” She teased affectionately. ( a product of her genetics she can help it. ) “ But it this does bad things to my ratings I'm gonna come at you with a friend on friend lawsuit so dramatic , Sam Wilson will be asking me how t'win the legal friend battle. ” Kidding … or was she … hard to tell.
ELLIE COULDN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME SHE SAW HER DAD. Actually , that was a lie. She could remember the exact last time she had seen Wade Wilson. It was at her eighth birthday party. Preston had invited him , ┈┈ and just like every year he showed up with gift in hand and ready to be the life of the party. ( the following day was the day preston explained that wade wouldn't be coming back around as much. ) First her mom , and now her dad too. Sure he hadn't ever been the most present dad in the world … but he was still there sometimes.
That was nine years before the closest thing she had to a parent went missing. Nobody knew anything , ┈┈ or they weren't telling her what they knew about the missing SHIELD agent. Ellie had always been smart , ( and knew right away that this was no coincidence. ) And if these people weren't going to give her the information she needed … She'd go to the only other person she knew who would be able to find them.
She just had to find HIM.
Luckily for her , ┈┈ Wade Wilson had a tendency to stick out like a big red sore thumb. It sure did help when the guy you were trying to find had been doing everything in his power to get noticed by the BIG SHOT HEROES as Ellie so affectionately called them. ( maybe they might be the better people to call for this one. ) But who was she kidding , ┈┈ they probably wouldn't even give her the time of day. Fifty two hours and two bus rides later , she found herself sitting outside Sister Margarete's. Wasn't any place for a kid , ┈┈ but this was where her phone took her to when she rewired it to track Wade down. Clutching the strap of her bag , she took in a deep breath and pushed the door of the bar open and made a straight line for the bar.
The place seemed … sleepy. Like this place never saw a fresh face in the whole time it had been open. She looked around , clocking the couple of guys in the corner who seemed to noticed she didn't look like the normal crowd that frequented this place. Stopping on her way to the bar , ( she offered a sarcastic wave reminiscent of none other than her dad before climbing into the stool. )
“ Virgin Root Beer. And I'm lookin for Wade Wilson? Goes by Deadpool. Y'know anyone like him Stoner Jay? ” The teenager gave a nod to the bartender , ┈┈ an un amused look on her face at his general appearance. She assumed he was the owner though , and if anyone was gonna know where Deadpool was , it was probably him.
ELLIE CAMCHO'S MUTANT ABILITY AND COMBAT BREAKDOWN.
Much of this was taken from the wiki as I actually really like the power set she has in the comics , and merely added my own notes on the mutations and then the combat style notes.
Regeneration : Ellie inherited her father's healing factor, allowing her, for example, to heal from a deep cut in a matter of seconds, although it is not as potent due to her age. ( i like the implication that as she gets older her wounds will heal better over time as well as whole limbs one day. )
Hypercognition : Ellie's healing factor enhances her brain function, allowing her to process information faster and better than a normal person. ( typically it takes her only watching someone once to do most things. the exception being things such as advanced space engineering might take her a little more time. )
Photographic Memory: Ellie is capable of learning anything in a matter of seconds, having managed to rewire the phone her father gave her into a GPS to triangulate his location and being able to learn even Taskmaster's moves. ( she was also able to learn most of her dad's moves from videos on youtube while she was looking for him. )
Enhanced Muscle Hypertrophy: Due to her healing factor enhancing her recovery rate, Ellie is capable of building up muscle faster than regular people. ( while this does help her considerably in her crime fighting , she still suffers fro her condition of EDS that can cause joint pain if not managed. this ability does cut down her conditioning training considerably … but she likes to have the extra strength and does it anyways usually. )
Proficient in Boxing an various forms of Martial Arts : Learning boxing from the handlers she had up until going to find her dad , Wing Chun, Hapkido, Taekwon-Do, Northern Shaolin, Wrestling, Jujutsu, and Ninjutsu , from the time she spent both training with her dad , ( but also from her time looking him up while on her way to find him. ) Given her photographic memory , she tends to pick up fighting styles from the people she fights with the most , though whether or not she commits it to her fight style tends to depend on if she VIBES.
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