cutebatart but nsfw

Self ship art cause uh

[Reader has female genitalia with no mention of explicit gender]

Obviously, your crush on two old men, old enough to be your dad, isn't appropriate. The kind of stuff left for fantasy. That doesn't mean you can't be friends with them, let alone do favors for them!

So if they ask you to help them with something, you can't exactly say no, even if it is in the basement. Even if you were demonstrating some kind of alien technology and being recorded for a wider audience.

Even if that was a lie and you were actually making a sex tape for Stan and Ford.

You're getting what you wanted, so hey, it's not like you can complain, right?

WARNING: "Forced" consent

So, this fic has been in the works since December 2021 and no, I'm not exaggerating. Is it done? Well... Here's the first part at least! And yes, there is sex stuff in here! Quite a bit, in fact.

I don't know how many chapters there will be. Heck, there originally wasn't supposed to be chapters. But I hit a pretty bad block with this particular fic and I thought "Eh, I'm actually proud with what I've written so far. I'll go ahead and post this and with whatever happens to it, I'll get over the block pretty quickly."

Seriously, as many fic authors can attest to, interaction helps with those blocks.

The Chad Self Shippers who post self ship art: "You don't have to be embarrassed. It's natural to feel that way, but no one should judge you for having fun. It's a harmless and valid coping mechanism."

"By Jove, you're right!!"