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Walk a mile in my Lois Raviolis or whatever

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theyāre talking to each other omg (ā:
Main 6 - cuddle headcannons
PAIRING(S): Asra Gn!Reader,Nadia x Gn!Reader, Julian x Gn!Reader,Muriel x Gn!Reader, Lucio x Gn!Reader
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Cuddling positions are practically never ending with Asra. They love to just be close to you and doesn't exactly have a preference.
Though ,there are some cuddle positions that you guys do after a long day or when you guys just go to bed.
He loves to lay his head on your chest,it's comforting to hear your heartbeat and just be intertwined with the one they love.
Particularly because of how much he loves when you play with his hair. It's soothing and relaxing especially when you massage his scalp
They also love for you both to be facing eachother in eachothers arms. They just love going to sleep by you and seeing you when they wake up.
Definitely one of the best cuddlers since they always just go with the flow when cuddling.
She's loves to lay back after a long and hard working day and just sleep by your side. I think she'd prefer to be big spoon.
She loves to spoon you generally because she likes to use you as a pillow,but also because it's just her preference .
She also likes having you sleep on her chest,nothing sexual ofc.She just loves to massage your scalp and play with your hair.
I think we've established that her love language is acts of service and she loves to please you in any way she can.
She also finds it comforting to spoon you or just have you lay on her because of how you can just lazily talk about meaningless nothings .
All while drifting away and slowly fading out of consciousness. Ultimately falling asleep in the arms of Nadia.
He's so obviously small spoon. I mean just look at him,he's so babygorl. All things aside he loves for you to just spoon him and whisper sweet nothings into his ear
He loves how loved and appreciated he feels when it's just you and him sleeping in eachothers arms
He definitely snores though. It's cannon because I said so. Also most times that you guys go to bed spooning you wake up the next morning with him sprawled out all over you.
He's literally slenderman personified, sorry not sorry. Nah but fr fr bro got long ass legs . You'd literally be struggling to even get up the next morning .r.i.p
Anyways, besides small spoon he loves to lay on your chest or on top of you. My dude literally puts all his weight on you,suffocating fr.
If you tease him or just say anything about it he'd be so flustered .
He's a big guy and we all know that,so he'd probably be worried of crushing you. When you guys cuddle, it would start with him being big spoon and you laying on him.
Not that you're complaining since you get to lay on them milkers,but still. He'd be so gentle and concerned about you.
He'd love to have you in his arms just being by your side. His concern eventually goes away and he'd just like to be held aswell.
He'd climb onto you and just rest his head on your chest,he finds it soothing and likes to be coddled. He's never felt appreciated and he feels safe when he's in your arms.
He also prefers to be small spoon at times too. Same reason as to why he loves to sleep on your chest. My dude just likes to be appreciated š¤·āāļø
He's honestly just a sweetheart all around . I love him .
She is such a cuddlebug. Tbh I don't see her caring much about how yall cuddle,she just likes being close to you.
She definitely giggles a lot when yall cudde,the majority of time she loves to hold you in her arms .she's very lovey about it too.
What I mean is that physical touch is definitely one of her love languages and she feels that cuddling is overall just very intimate.
She definitely teases you a bunch about how you practically cuddle up to her. Mostly going on about how cute you looked sleeping
She also loves to just lay in eachothers arms, not minding the leg she put over you lol. She definitely has her moments where she just indulges in you.
You can use these moments as payback to tease her later so don't worry ;)
He definitely is the submissive one in the relationship. He expects to babied,he unfortunately get his way and ends up being small spoon.
This man is the worst sleeper.EVER. Just like julian,this man snores. And it's those loud ass dad snores like goddamn this is why we can never have nice things.
You go to bed spooning him, both of you guys under the blanket. The next morning you wake up with him and his limbs sprawled out all over you .
The worst part is that he stole the all the blanket sometime during the night,leaving you shivering in the cold.
The absolute worst.
Donāt think any of my followers are German nor do I think my followers actually exist, but spreading for visibility anyways
This is actually a fairly common practice for fascists. Never tear down their propaganda with your bare hands, always use a pocket knife or something
Yeah this has been happening in America too, if you can then I recommend bringing your own anti-nazi stickers to put over the nazi ones
Please be careful, the world is a crazy place!
In addition, wheatpasted posters can contain fine shards of glass mixed up in the glue. In general it is safe to assume that removing street art with your bare hands can result in injury, especially if the art is politically motivated, but fascists in particular have zero qualms about hurting people who try to tear down their propaganda.
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pretty old one, but I still like it

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So anyway, a while back we had discussions about how Lucio would commission terrible artwork of himself with⦠improbable anatomy.
Because of⦠discussions, I have come up with something worse than the previous, which is āLucio Strangled by his own Shmeatā.Ā Below the cut is exactly what it says on the tin, donāt say I didnāt warn you:
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curious cat
valdemar x reader
ā āāāāā ⣠āāāāā ā
you're an artist, a curious thing. they find you at the masquerade, and your curiosity rubs off on them.
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you're so... perfect. an absolutely perfect specimen with no sense of danger. paint and chalk smothered your hands and fingers, you seemingly use the back of your hand as a palette. there's a light blue streak where you had rubbed your cheek idly, dried up yet perfect on your complexion.
valdemar's mask shields their adoring stare, you had a similar mask to their own; a ram skull with chipped horns, clearly hand painted. such detail, so intricate, so perfect. they had to examine you, had to observe your nerves- how they painted with such detail, how you function. you were so... air-headed, so ignorant to any danger. valdemar's urge to whisk you away to their surgery grew as you almost cut yourself with a sharp, unknown material.
"quick gawking at her, quaestor." valerius scoffs, bringing their eyes from your form. "i beg your pardon, consul?" red eyes narrow, and he rolls his eyes. "if you want to pick her apart, or get with her, go get her! i'm sick of seeing you lingering and staring." valdemar glances over at you, you're wandering off into the abandoned wing; curiously observing some paintings. their warnings go off, and they rush after you; clean shoes clicking through the crowd. "ooh... interesting brush technique..." you mumble to yourself, turning when valdemar places a cold, gloved hand upon your shoulder.
"oh, hello!" you smile, and they sigh. "you're not supposed to be here, mouse." valdemar tilts their head slightly, smiling behind their mask. "i know, but i just had to look at this painting!" you gush, turning back to the artwork. "if you're curious about new surroundings... perhaps follow me? i could use a good... muse." valdemar's sharp grin is concealed, and you nod enthusiastically. "yes please!"
Can I request main 6 reaction if MC starts dating Valdemar?
Absolutely!! Here ya go anon š
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š Asra š
I think the fuck not!
Asra would be upset if mc ended up with anyone but him. But Valdemar? Really?? THEM??
He would be extra protective and do his best to keep mc within sight. Whether that be through Faust, portals, or by actively following them.
He lost them once to the plague. He refuses to lose mc to the plague doctor of death.
After a long while, he'll see that Valdemar genuinely wishes no ill will and has genuine feelings for mc.
Well great. Now he's less protective and more sad.
Shits tough, but he's still happy for them
š¦ Nadia š¦
She's not sure how to feel tbh.
On one hand, she trusts mc's judgement and believes that they can look after themselves.
On the other hand! She works with Valdemar. She sees them everyday in all their terrifying(ly precious) glory
But that also means that she knows how brutally honest Valdemar is and that they wouldn't do anything that they didn't want to.
If mc is happy in their relationship, then Nadia is happy for them.
On high alert. But still happy.
š Julian š
F e a r
He is scared for mc's life! He KNOWS Valdemar is absolutely disturbing in more than just a creepy doctor way
He's seen what Valdemar does to cadavers and it's not pretty! Watching them vivisect was perhaps one of the worst things he had to witness
He cares for mc deeply and wants the best for them. He wants to keep them safe
By this I mean, he rushes into Valdemar's dungeons the second he sees them leading mc down the elevator, and unceremoniously swings into the room and screams "take me instead!" Only to see the odd couple doing a jigsaw puzzle
Yeah, if Valdemar wanted them dead, they'd be a corpse by now
Doesn't trust Valdemar, but knows them well enough that he's not breaking into the dungeon every other day
š» Muriel š»
Oh hell to the naw!
Nope nope nooopppeee!
He will see mc and Valdemar in public together and squeeze between them, giving Valdemar the death glare and questioning mc's sanity.
He will likely never approve or trust Valdemar and it's worried everyday that they may corrupt his friend
š Portia š
She's not indifferent
She just really really trusts mc's judgement
And she doesn't know Valdemar well enough to suspect much outside of potentially nsfw intrusive thoughts
Portia likes to keep up with mc and ask how they're doing and talking hot gossip
She'll take as much tea as you've got!
š Lucio š
I don't think he'd particularly care unless mc has something he wants
But he knows that if Valdemar is dating mc... Nothing will ever hurt mc without getting through them, which is borderline impossible
If anything, he's indifferent but curious
oh god can i ask for Mc having a date with Vulgora? (if you have time and want of course) i love how you write btw!!
Why yes of course you may!! I'm a little rusty, so forgive me š
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Vulgora stood outside of MC's living quarters, tapping their toes on the marble floor impatiently. Every now and again, they'd hear movement that sounded like their lovely partner was walking towards the door. But no. Once again, mc is taking forever in their pursuit to look "perfect" for their date with the explosive warlord.
Their first date was incredible, but it didn't start out that way. You see, it all started with bread.
----------first date incoming----------
Mc was having a very nice day. They awoke to gently sun rays and birds and a soft warm wind. They then had a delicious breakfast and a relaxing conversation with Asra, who somehow didn't turn the toast to ash or an icecube. Don't ask. Not even Asra knows, in all their infinite wisdom.
Next was a walk to the market to buy a loaf fresh, sweet, mouthwatering, perfect pumpkin bread. Mc had been looking forward to this all week! They had a few extra bucks to spend after paying rent... Asra.
There it was! The break maker and the pumpkin bread and the no lines! Mc made a beeline for the counter. They were a magician on a mission!
But of course Someone just HAD to be running right towards them.
I'm sorry, Running?
Yeah. No.
Vulgora was flooring it, throwing people and obstacles this way and that! They, too, were on a mission. Valdemar, in a desperate attempt to get Vulgora out of they're hair (horns?) bet Vulgora that they didn't have the "fortitude" to confess their feeling for mc and ask them on a date.
Oh, Valdemar... On bread day? It had to be on bread day?!
Mc heard the commotion and turned to see what was up, only to come face to face. Toe to toe. Eye to eye. Nose to nose with Pontifex Vulgora. They were red in the face and their gauntlets were emitting a shivering sound. Vulgora was producing a chittering noise as they stared into the eyes of their greatest battle yet.
Being emotionally vulnerable.
"MC! I-"
"It's bread day."
"Okay.. BUT LISTEN I-"
"...It. Is. Bread day. There is now a LINE for the bread... You have prevented me from getting MY pumpkin bread on BREAD day..."
Vulgora was very confused. " It's just... Bread. Right?
Mc moved in close, "I CHERISH this bread. I will FIGHT for this bread... I stayed awake and did extra readings so I could PAY for this bread." They pulled out their deck of magic cards. "I haven't slept in THREE. DAYS. For this bread. NO IT ISN'T JUST BREAD! HOW FUCKING D A R E YOU CALL THIS PUMPKIN BREAD JUST BREAD!"
Vulgora paused, fighting the urge to lean forward and kiss this bread maniac at their most beautiful After a moment they took a deep breath and yelled out, "I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF ME BUYING MY DATE BREAD!"
The crowd dispersed and Vulgora stomped up to the shaking baker man. "C-can I h-help you?"
"PUMPKIN BREAD! NOW OLD MAN! THIS IS A TIME SENSITIVE ORDER!" Three loaves of pumpkin bread we're instantly thrown into the pontifex's hands and the bread maker stated, full of fear albeit, that they were on the house.
Vulgora stomped back to mc and shoved one of the loaves into their arms.
Mc looked surprised and confused, "Date?" Is all they could manage to spit out before Vulgora grabbed their hand and began dragging them off in the direction of the colosseum.
"DATE. NOW." Vulgora's face was even redder than before, if that's possible. A couple plague beetles crawled out of the gauntlets, annoyed by the sudden shaking and shivering of the shiny metal.
Soon they were at the colosseum and mc was panting, hands on their knees, from trying their best to keep up with their manic kidnapper. Once mc regained their breath, they stood straight with the fullest intention of scolding Vulgora for making them and dropping one of the loaves. But the anger fell quickly.
They were eyeing Vulgora, who was awkwardly extending their hand towards mc with their gauntlets holding a loaf of pumpkin bread in a vice grip, averting their golden gaze towards the stands. Vulgora began to mumble.
"Wergoinonuhdaynuw."
"... What?"
"WergoinonuhDAYNUH!"
"SPEAK UP DAMN IT!"
"WE'RE GOING ON A DATE NOW! OKAY?! SO! YEAH, DEAL WITH IT, BREAD FREAK!"
Mc was flabbergasted. Not because of Vulgora 'asking' them on a date, but because Vulgora was so shy, so insecure about it.
Mc's cheeks began to burn as they took the loaf and broke it in half, giving one side to their date/kidnapper. "Ya know, if you wanted to go on a date, I would have said yes regardless. Thank you for the pumpkin bread though! No lines are best lines!" Mc giggled and took a bite of the sweet, prophecized, blessed, perfectly baked pumpkin bread, immediately 'mmm'ing and 'its so fucking good'ing.
Vulgora watched, in absolute awe. Mc would have gone with them willingly? How can they be so calm about it? Aren't they scared? Did they want to go on a date? Is Vulgora gonna smash?
But all those questions disappeared when mc opened their eyes and smiled so happily at the pontifex, making their way over and kissing their cheek. "This is very sweet, Vulgora. What did you want to do on our date?" Without missing a beat, Vulgora grabbed mc and hugged them with surprising gentleness, giving them a tight squeeze before go.
"I'm gonna give you the grand tour of my armory!" They announced proudly, chest puffed and throat chittering.
"Sounds like fun! You'll have to tell me everything about them and all their stories!"
To say Vulgora was relieved would be a massive understatement. Not only were they relieved, but they were incredibly excited to show off for an audience that seemed even more excited than they did!
Thank you Valdemar, for being annoyed with Vulgora and making this bet.
Okay but legit, I've been on this long ass road of self discovery and mental health wellness. The past year and a half has been spent on learning how to set up boundaries and figure out who I am. As North would put it, I was searching for my center. I made the decision to cut a lot of people out of my life who were toxic and in turn caused me to be toxic as well. I also decided to stop making contact with people I had hurt and still love dearly. I spent time alone and I spent time with new people who helped me see the big picture instead of a narrow lense that I was stuck staring through for so long.
I learned who I want to be, but more importantly, who I don't want to be. I don't want to be an addict. I don't want to be a leach. I don't want to be a liar. I don't want to hurt people that I love and who love me . I don't want to disappoint myself. With these things in mind, I started my journey to self help and discovery.
I am proud to say that after a very long time, I have been sober for 1 year and 2 months. I moved back in with my family with a fresh perspective and an honest mindset . I set boundaries with my family and they have been respectful thus far. It's still hard but i am making it a point to be upfront and no bullshit with them instead of hiding how I feel for fear of literally anything. I stopped making excuses as to why I was the way I was and for the things I did in the past that untimely hurt people that I love. There are very few days spent with self disappointment , and the ones that are, usually have to do with when I was actively using over a year ago, at which point I had relapsed after being clean for a few years.
I still feel immense guilt for my actions and I'm still on the road to betterment. But I can say with confidence that the person I was a year ago and the person I am now are completely different.
Life is crazy and self discovery is even crazier! But I honestly wouldn't change a thing. Without those mistakes and actions, I wouldn't be who I am today. That doesn't change the guilt I feel though. But I'm glad that I feel this way. Without the guilt I wouldn't have had the incentive to change.
For the first time in what feels like forever, I'm incredibly happy.

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I am back with a vengeance like no other. Prepare your butts world becAUSE VULGORA'S BACK BAYBEE AND I'M GETTING MY PISS BABY TALKING SPOON READY TO BUST YOUR GODDAMN MINDS
So youāve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you wonāt have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And hereās howā¦
First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows whoās boss.
Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that itās inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.
Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).
Then, take the lower left corner (thatās still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once youāre done. Then, do the same with your right corners.
It should look something like that. Right now, sheās your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesnāt look reallyĀ bad, but you know she deserves better.Ā
Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. Youāve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. Sheās looking much more presentable now.
Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. Youāll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric awayĀ from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.
Once youāve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because itās not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.
Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on topĀ of the part youāve already folded down.
Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded.Ā
Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.
No but really, this has been the most complete and informative description of how to fold a fitted sheet Iāve ever seen. Very few that Iāve seen show theĀ ābread and waterā step.
Guess who's fucking alive!
Shits hella pointless and idk why I'm posting this.
Our zine @arcana_charity_zine ās sales are officially done so Iām here to share my contribution to it~ It was such an honor to work on this project with all the other amazing artists! (ąø'Ģ-āĢ)ąø I chose this prompt solely to try something out of my comfort zone. I never drew any of the courtiers and these two are definitely a contrast, finding something to link them was also super fun~ so have Vlasty the nasty enjoying his time with his little worm buddy while Voltas mind is occupied with the thoughts of shoving it in her mouth

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That feeling when you write a bunch of requests and save them into your drafts only for tumblr to be the best friend I've ever had and erase everything because tumblton is big bitch mad pants. Yeah. I was gonna post the things I had written out all at once but tyMBLR IS A BITCH BABY AND JUST HAAAAAD TO DELETE ALL OF MY PROGRESS LIKE THE ASSHOLE IT IS
I'm very tired and upset. I'm so sorry for the request delays. I'm gonna have to rewrite them all.
Iāve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? Itās the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word āsuicide.ā
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, āPass the URL of the blog on to us.ā
5. Type in the userās URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USERāS LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isnāt a joke, and neither is someoneās life. If you didnāt know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesnāt this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebodyās life!
reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE
may I just update this?
see the little thing that says help?
Donāt ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!
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Anyone know where it is on mobile ???
You report the user, choose āsomething elseā, scroll down and choose āsuicide or self harmā
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN
REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE
PLEASE REBLOG
Please donāt scroll past this post, you could save someoneās life.
SAVE A LIFE , JUST BY DOING THIS PLEASE ! ā”
Well, I have already said this once and now Iām going to say it again. You are all amazing and You are all unique. There are many things in this world that will happen to you and many things that people, friends or family members will say that will lower your self esteem, but just because they say it, it is not true. You know what you are capable of and are very well entitled to that right to know what you are capable of. There is greatness in you that if you kill yourself tonight, you will not be able to figure out. So many lives that you need to touch and meet. So many amazing things you need to accomplish. Have a husband, experience love, hold your kids when they are born. Iāll admit that itās been difficult for me the last week. My mom has COVID and she is not in her right mind so she gets mad at me a lot and blames me. My sisters donāt understand what I am mentally going through and get mad at me for many things. I have things that I need to do better at and thoughts that have protruded my mind telling me that Iām not good enough and those previous amazing experiences donāt even matter anymore because Iām just not good enough. Itās been a dark place, but the one thing that has gotten me through is thinking about my future family. Of having hope that I will one day meet my beautiful children and get to marry such a wonderful man. Hope of a better tomorrow has gotten me through this and still is. I believe and know that the Lord loves me and he loves you too. Have hope and be patient. Thatās all it takes. Patience and hope. You will see a silverlining soon. Just be patient
Heh, I donāt normally post this stuff, but you guys know what to do. Blow it up.
Of course Iām gonna spread the word!!
*repeadtly hits the repost button agressively*
Please please reblog this post!