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one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

fluffmugger

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

You’ve heard of “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” now get ready for “It’s questionable whether or not this is ham”

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mothermishy

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

abracazabka

ampervadasz

ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2

OMFG.

all-aboard-the-bane-train

Very curious doggo

castle-engineer-deactivated2019

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

willow-wanderings

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

dykelliewilliams

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

legally-a-bastard

this is so fucking cute

whitepeopletwitter

#white people twitter #tweets

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

unclebeanbag

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.

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Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

crystalsoulslayer

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

6qubed

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

porterr-robinson

yungbara

i hate this

that-twink-over-there

I love this

galvanized-art

Black Power and Gay Pride aren’t mutually exclusive. the first pride was a riot led by trans black women.

feel free to use!

thesassybunnies

Guy coaxing a litter of curious baby bunnies out of his garden

(Source)

acerotiburon

Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

pixelateddaisies-deactivated202

Is…is this cat’s name soup?

acerotiburon

His full name is “Soupy Bonjour”.

We call him “Soup” for short.

icacus

The box says free loader

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k009

thefreshprinceofevangelion

this gets funnier every year

itstooch

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

leafquake23-deactivated20191022

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

sadieb798

oh my god

azriona

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?

( @mrv3000 )

thesassyducks

Sport time 😂❤️ [Sound on]

gffa

detroitbydark

I will reblog this everytime I see it until my dying day

skdubbs

What is this?! Why have I never seen this?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 absolutely awesome!

doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022

Yessss

the-stars-are-warring

The TIMINGS On this thing

It’s so GOOD

catchymemes

thechanelmuse

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

erinbowbooks

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero. She:

was admitted to Julliard at 8.

was performing in top venues by 16.

pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.

was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.

went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.” Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.

refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten. But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.

domduongart

@theladyragnell

violent-darts

Let’s un-forget her.

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lachances-deactivated20241202

Have you ever wanted to make your own propaganda poster?

Now you can go churn out some vintage memes to refresh the economy

wholesome meme creation. back to meme roots

lol-wait-holdon-deactivated2017

I feel like this is the most disrespectful thing I’ve done in the past five years help

lachances-deactivated20241202

NOW THIS IS WHAT I POST FOR

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bimbos-anonymous

guys I can’t stop making these I’m going to fail my finals

sojak

*uses for worldbuilding and conlanging*

nevaehtyler

“Her fantasy novel Children of Blood and Bone, the first of a trilogy about a young girl’s battle with a prince over bringing magic back to West Africa, is going to be released some time next year. But it’s already got a seven-figure publishing deal with Macmillan, and a massive deal with Fox Studios too, with the latter acquiring the movie rights pretty early on in the day for a book that hasn’t even been published yet.”

Source (x)

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OH MY GOD MY SOUL JUST LEFT MY BODY. GOOD FOR HER! AND I CANNTO WAIT TO READ THESE!

And you know what, all this does is inspire me. If she can do it, I can do it. We can do it.

pixelated-peony

I don’t know if it’s because I have Prime BUT the Kindle version was free for me just now (Jan. 9, 2018). GO CHECK IT OUT!!

dkafterdark

The first six chapters are available for free as a sneak peek from Amazon

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