𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝟒𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐢

contains: degrading, humiliation, somno, spanking, BDSM, mentions of gun play and CNC.

A for Aftercare:

Typically after sex Reiner is completely exhausted, but he doesn’t see that as an excuse. He’ll clean you up (with his mouth if you’re up to it), and he’ll urge you to take a bath, even going out of his way to wash you if you’re too tired. It’s become a ritual that you two discussed what you really liked and didn’t like afterwards. He wants to be the best for you, so he constantly asks for feedback. And as always he’ll fall asleep next to you, cuddling with you.

B for Body Part:

Reiner finds it hard to name a favorite, but if he had to choose, thighs. The soft plush skin, the way it feels in his hands when he spreads them, it’s heavenly. When he’s fucking you from behind he loves the way the feel against his body. And when you’re on top he loves the way it feels when they squeeze his sides as you straddle him. For the ladies, a close second is your clit, he loves how cute it is, and how easily he can wrap his lips around it. It’s just so soft and adorable to him. For the gentlemen and enbys he loves your collarbones/chest. He loves watching your breath fall and rise dramatically, he loves biting and sucking on your collarbone whether he’s on top or under you. 

C for Cum:

He has hyperspermia and cums a lot. It comes (haha) in multiple spurts, the whole thing lasting 10 seconds. He profusely apologizes for the mess. It tastes a bit bitter, with a musky and slightly sour taste. It’s thicker and tacky rather than runny, and it’s most opaque than translucent. Honestly he loves cumming inside as much as he loves covering you in his load so he often leaves the decision up to you. As for your cum, he’ll beg you to cum on his lips, dick, back, ass, chest. He almost never wants in inside, he’d rather be covered in you.

D for Dirty Secret:

He absolutely loves being degraded and humiliated. You found out on accident, while having sex he knocked over a lamp and you muttered something about him being a clutz under your breath. He proceeded to shudder and bite his lip, holding back a whine as his cock twitched. He came clean immediately after, explaining he liked being put down during sex, explain he likes being called names and spankings. But if you’re not into it, he never forces you to comply.

E for Experience:

During his mission in Paradis, and the Rumbling he hasn’t had time for sex. Sure he’s jerked off and talked about sex with the guys about it, but he’s actually never done it. When he finally admits it to you, his face was red and his voice was full of shame. Safe to say he learned a lot that night.

F for Favorite Position:

If he’s on top, the hook (sort of like missionary with your legs over his shoulder). He loves watching you squirm underneath him, while kissing your ankle and fucking you slow and deep. He also loves it when you ride him, but he likes showing off more, so the hook takes first place. If he’s on the bottom, doggy with the lights off. He likes being on bottom, but he feels so unsexy. 

G for Goofy:

Sex to him is like worship. It is very serious to him, but every now and then if something happens (like him missing your hole, or vice versa) he can’t help but smile or let out a little chuckle.

H for Hair:

Reiner is really bad at shaving, you can’t really blame him, he didn’t have time. He has a lot of body hair on his chest, stomach, arms, and armpits, but if there’s one thing he’ll do for you, he’ll clean up his pubic hair for your comfort.

I for Intimate:

The terms one-night-stand and hookups do not exist in his vocabulary. Sex to him is an expression of love and a form of connection, not the act of gratification. He tries his very hardest to be romantic, setting the mood for you and making you feel desired. He’ll do corny things like light candles and put rose petals on the bed when he wants to have sex with you.

J for Jack Off:

When he was in the Survery Corps? For sure, between the stress and hormones he needed an outlet and jerking off was just a form of relief. Then when he returned to Marley, he hardly did it between a lack of time and desire. Now it’s between showers and when you’re not up to it, because he’d much rather use his own hand than ever do anything against your will.

K for Kinks:

Reiner has a lot, between praise, degradation, edging, humiliation and a slight mommy/daddy kink. Sometimes if he’s feeling brave he’ll dabble in BDSM, he likes spanking. But he really wants to try bondage, sensory play, and somno. It’s his dream to be tied up and blind folded, left at your mercy. All with your consent of course.

L for Location:

He isn’t against voyeurism per se, but he’d much rather have you in a more private location. Anywhere in your house is perfect, he doesn’t mean to be old fashioned but the bed really helps prevent back pain for him. That being said, if you’re in a restaurant and you brush your foot against his cock, he’ll let you toy with him, just because he knows it gets you going.

M for Motivation:

Like earlier, sex for Reiner is an act of devotion and love. He only has sex to show you how much he loves you. It doesn’t take much to get him going, a brief touch and a whisper in his ear gets him bricked. To get him really going, praising him with a certain tone instantly makes him fold. Begging is another really easy way to get him going, he instantly folds the second you start sounding whiny.

N for No:

Absolutely no gun play, for obvious reasons. No CNC, he doesn’t even want to pretend he’s treating you that way, it goes against his entire philosophy of sex. Even hurting you during sex takes a lot of convincing.

O for Oral:

He likes receiving, watching your lips wrap around him is great, but nothing is better than the taste of you on his tongue and your hands on his hair. For the Ladies, he loves your slick, he loves the taste and smell, he loves when it drips down his chin and gets in his beard, and he’ll pay extra attention to your clit. For enby’s he loves when you trap him between your thighs and tug at his hair. For the gentlemen, he loves the taste of your pre, the weight of your cock on his tongue, and how hot is in his mouth.

P for Pace:

Varies depending on the circumstances. When he on top and collected, he’ll go slow and deep, he loves feeling connected to you. But if you have him wound up, he loses control and he’ll fuck you hard and fast, making the bed creak. Due to his build he can go at it like that for a long time. If he’s on the bottom, he loves it fast and hard, a pace that makes him drool onto the pillows.

Q for Quickie:

To him, quickies are like a quick kiss before work. He doesn’t necessarily prefer them, but he doesn’t mind it either. The adrenaline of being on time limit is thrilling to him though, it’s almost like a challenge to see if he can please you before either of you have to go.

R for Risk:

Reiner doesn’t really have much to lose so he doesn’t mind risk, but if it’s up to him, he prefers not to do risky things. Of course, all it really takes is for you to beg and plead and he folds.

S for Stamina:

Reiner is an ex-soldier, who trained very hard to become a warrior. He has the build to fuck you all night long, or be fucked all night long. However he hardly lasts the first round, the foreplay winds him up too much, but the second round last forever. Each round only gets shorter after that, and he gets sensitive quick, not that he minds being overstimulated. 

T for Toys:

He is an enthusiast of anything that brings you any more pleasure, whether they’re used on him. He doesn’t collect any, but he’s more than willing to use anything you have. If you want to use a dildo on him, he’ll agree for the sake of your pleasure.

U for Unfair:

Reiner is a weak man. He cannot stand seeing his partner in tears or begging. The second you sound whiny or upset during sex he folds quicker than a lawn chair, he’ll give you whatever you want. However he loves it when you’re unfair to him, whether that’s edging, spanking or teasing, it drives him crazy.

V for Volume:

He tries to be quiet, he thinks it’s unsexy to make any noise, but once a few whimpers and groans slip out he can’t stop. He breathes heavily a lot, and he’ll start to babble and ramble if he feels really good.

W for Wild Card:

Would totally be okay with a threesome if he knows the person. He’s trusts his friends dearly, and he trusts you twice as much so he doesn’t fear much. He wouldn’t mind sharing you with Annie, Jean or Pieck for a night if you asked. Now if it’s a stranger or someone he hardly knows…

X for X-Ray:

There isn’t any universe where this man isn’t hung. He’s 7.5 inches soft, and 9 inches hard. He’s a grower and a shower. He’s got pretty hefty balls and hair down there, but he tries to keep it neat for you though. There are a few veins, and the girth is pretty impressive. His tip turns pink when he’s hard, and his shaft is slightly paler than the rest of his body.

Y for Yearning:

He gets pretty riled up frequently. He’s repressed a lot of his desires as a soldier, and now that he doesn’t have to he gets excited frequently. He never wants to burden you with his needs, and rarely initiates but if it’s been too long he can’t help himself.

Z for Zzz:

-He is a very easy man to turn on. All you have to do is put your hand on his body and talk to him with a certain tone and he’s throbbing in his pants.

-He loves when you boss him around and dominate him. His entire life he’s had to be strong for other’s, so it’s a pleasure for him to show his vulnerability and to allow someone else to be stronger than him. But it doesn’t come quickly, you have to build trust with him.

-Loves being overstimulated. He loves being underneath you, skin pink down to his chest, sobbing and writhing underneath you. He feels all mushy and hazy, unable to think about anything at all. It’s like heaven for him.

-It took him a very long time to admit this but he loves humiliation and spanking. He never goes out of his way to demand it from you, but he always gets leaky and weak as soon as you start degrading him.

-Hyperspermia king, his loads are heavy. When he cums it isn’t just a few spurts, it’s a whole cream pie. There’s even more when he goes a long time without sex. That being said around his 3rd time cumming, nothing comes out anymore. 

-Went he’s feeling confident, he’ll take control. He loves eating you out, his favorite thing to do is spell his name with his tongue. He doesn’t just do it because he loves pleasing you, he genuinely likes the way you taste. He’ll lap up your slick, practically drinking it. (And who knows what he does with your dirty underwear.)

-He worships your clit. He loves the way it feels under his tongue, and he thinks it’s very cute. He loves pulling the hood back and giving it a kiss. During foreplay and before penetration he’ll rub his dick against your clit, he loves smushing it with his tip.

-His stamina is insane, not in the sense that he can cum a crazy amount of times but because he just doesn’t get tired in all the crazy positions you two do. He’s trained his body for years, so his muscles hardly get tired or start getting stiff.