Curtis!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

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“Uhm,,,Heres a wee gift!!! I heard that ur british,,, I wanted to give you smth that would (hopefully) resinate with cha,,, Sorry if its sterotypical,,,hah,,,!!!”

Aw, mate!

Nah, you’re alright, don’t worry about it. You brought me tea and a scone, that’s proper thoughtful, that.

And for the record, I do actually like tea, so you’ve absolutely smashed it.

He carefully takes the box.

Earl Grey as well? Fancy stuff. I feel like I should be wearin’ a suit or somethin’ while drinkin’ it.

Well. Not like properly properly, but I know the basics.

Steering wheel, pedals, don’t hit stuff, yeah?

“Anyways I thought that maybe we could steal the prefects cars , instead of bikes or smth,,, also I have quite some exp w cars and one praticular case of,,, gulpz stealing,,,”

You’ve gotta tell me about this case of stealing, too. I’ve been in trouble for nicking things I shouldn’t have more times than I can count so I ain’t gonna judge.

He twirls his hair around his finger and bats eyelashes/sarc

Erm, anyways its kind of embarrasing but Damir said that it was “Cool as fuck” so ig imma show it to you too,,, (((OOC: SORRY IF THE TEXT IS UNREADABLE, PLS LMK!!!)))

He takes out a gray piece of paper and hands it to Curtis

“I look really cray cray here but dude, I started crying the secound after the image was taken,,, my damn wound was so painful and the car keys got stuck in my throat,,,!!!”

Curtis stared at the clipping for a solid few seconds before looking back up.

You ate the keys? He blinked dumbly. Why’d you eat the keys?

He looked back at the paper.

Actually no, don’t answer that yet. That’s genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve ever read.

He pointed at the headline.

They called you an ugly boy. Bit harsh that. I’m more impressed they managed to get a photo before you started cryin’. Still. Fair play!

He handed the clipping back with the biggest grin on his face.

Marshall? That cuz imma space cowboy? Haha that's better than bein called a stoner or a drifter.

From what I know back in the day, it was a term for a southern pothead. It was made popular in songs and shit by the Steve Miller Band and later by Jamiroquai, I think. Basically a metaphor for bein' high and feelin' good.

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“Uhm,,,Heres a wee gift!!! I heard that ur british,,, I wanted to give you smth that would (hopefully) resinate with cha,,, Sorry if its sterotypical,,,hah,,,!!!”

Aw, mate!

Nah, you’re alright, don’t worry about it. You brought me tea and a scone, that’s proper thoughtful, that.

And for the record, I do actually like tea, so you’ve absolutely smashed it.

He carefully takes the box.

Earl Grey as well? Fancy stuff. I feel like I should be wearin’ a suit or somethin’ while drinkin’ it.

Well. Not like properly properly, but I know the basics.

Steering wheel, pedals, don’t hit stuff, yeah?

“Anyways I thought that maybe we could steal the prefects cars , instead of bikes or smth,,, also I have quite some exp w cars and one praticular case of,,, gulpz stealing,,,”

You’ve gotta tell me about this case of stealing, too. I’ve been in trouble for nicking things I shouldn’t have more times than I can count so I ain’t gonna judge.

hics

“Uhm,,,Heres a wee gift!!! I heard that ur british,,, I wanted to give you smth that would (hopefully) resinate with cha,,, Sorry if its sterotypical,,,hah,,,!!!”

Aw, mate!

Nah, you’re alright, don’t worry about it. You brought me tea and a scone, that’s proper thoughtful, that.

And for the record, I do actually like tea, so you’ve absolutely smashed it.

He carefully takes the box.

Earl Grey as well? Fancy stuff. I feel like I should be wearin’ a suit or somethin’ while drinkin’ it.

Well. Not like properly properly, but I know the basics.

Steering wheel, pedals, don’t hit stuff, yeah?

@prefect-one @prefect-two @prefect-three @prefectscott @prefect-j @prefectethan @marigolds-bella

@greenstruklji @curtisinnit @bullworthsdeliverygirl @kezkilljoy

“Yeah! I’m awake!”

Another pause.

“…Weren’t awake before, but I am now.”

The door swung open, Curtis standing there with his hair somehow looking worse than usual, like he’d been electrocuted in his sleep, and his uniform creased from where he napped in it. His face lit up as he saw Damir.