p.g. wodehouse sentence starters from the jeeves stories
"what i have to say may wound you."
"i was so gay and cheery that there were several complaints."
"i confidently expect it to be one long scream from start to finish."
"it is a pleasure to hobnob!"
"why don’t you think this scheme will work?"
"when i contemplate you i seem to come up against all the underlying sorrow and horror of life with such a thud that i feel as if i had walked into a lamp post."
"i think you had better leave me, [name]. i shall need to devote the very closest thought to the situation which has arisen."
"on this occasion i must respectfully decline to cooperate."
"there are moments, [name], when one asks oneself, 'do trousers matter?’"
"and are you emboldened?"
"i anticipate a great popular success for this jacket. it is my intention to spring it on the public tomorrow."
"but why do you want me? i mean, what am i? ask yourself that."
"he is one of those fellows who, if you give them a thingummy, take a what-d'you-call-it."
"you interest me strangely."
"i came out for a walk and suddenly discovered after a mile or two that I didn't know where on earth i was. i've been wandering round in circles for hours."












