spooky princess

he smoked all my weed and fell asleep on my couch. franceschifails come collect your child.

i went and got my sperm frozen yesterday. it was a really awkward experience for everyone involved. they asked me if i preferred men or women and when i said men they gave me this gay porn magazine to jerk off to. the women working there were very very confused.

chewbacca has made himself comfortable. i think he likes max more than me. han is nowhere to be found.

on that subject: do you ever watch a horror movie so fucked up that it sort of makes you think about your life and how its led up to you watching a film about a man turning another man into a walrus

the shorts are unzipped because i am bloated, not to imply sex. thank you.