Cursed

Bruce: Pampered Chef. Growing up with Alfred as his parent has changed him. A lot of lonely rick women in Gotham buy from him to try and seduce him

Dick: Lularoe. He loves acrobatics and ugly clothing, so those hideous leggings are perfect for him. He would be insanely successful at selling them. His instagram where he models off the leggings has millions of followers.

Jason: Herbalife. He likes to get swole, and the chalky texture of the powders won’t matter since he is lowkey a glutton for self-punishment. He doesn’t make many sales since he will not make a social media account

Tim: iGenius. Mostly because he treats beating the auto-trading bot as a competition. He could be very successful if he tried, but instead he makes enemies of every other person in the company.

Cass: DoTerra. She genuinely loves the smell of the oils. She doesn’t sell much of them except to herself and sometimes to her friends at dance classes

Tim: His narcoleptic ass is Sleeping Beauty

Damian: Has to adjust to a new environment on his own? Ariel

Jason: Betrayed by someone he just met yet thought would care about him. This bitch is Ana

Dick: I can’t explain it. He’s just Snow White. Maybe because he faked his death.

Cass: Leaves what she was destined for to do what she wants. Moana.