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noise dept.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Not today Justin
Stranger Things

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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes

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d e v o n
trying on a metaphor

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when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think
when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think
I just ate one
You can lie when you name things
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

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absolutely looosssinggg it. i'm so obsessed with movies which portray the woman MC in a highly specific job because the writers clearly think it's like "off-beat" and "quirky" but have no idea how the field works whatsoever.
i decided to try a romcom i somehow missed i the 2000s 'head over heels' and i got 3 and a half minutes in and we're introduced to the lonely MC with bad taste in men as evidenced by her extremely short list of ex boyfriends, including her first boyfriend when she was 11 or something because i guess that's still relevant in her adult life.
so she's resigned herself to never finding love and prefers to ignore men to focus all her energy into her career.
this job is immediately presented as though it's for spinsters with no hope of ever finding a man.
the mc's lesbian bestie (whose first line involves her being scolded for being too sexual in the workplace, but moving on) points out their colleagues as evidence that they're doomed to a romance-less, sexless life if they don't switch up their shared career path. the colleagues are three old women, so-dubbed "the menopause triplets":
these women are presented as if they have no idea what's going on at any given moment. this is 2001, and presumably this is an entry level job requiring low effort and no experience.
then their boss bursts into the room, unceremoniously bumping a large painting into the door jam and walls, announcing that it's a new project for our MC.
our MC is thrilled to see the painting. apparently it's a light in the daily slog at her dreary job for loser women with nothing going on in their lives.
And that job is? Conservator of paintings (specializing in Renaissance) at the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The painting being handled like an old couch on its way to the curb?
The Bacchanal of the Andrians by Titian.
Her lesbian colleague who is presumably also a a highly trained & skilled curator finds it depressing that the MC is so excited about the painting.
it's a quirk unique to this MC that she cares so much about paintings, in her department at the metropolitan museum of art, where her colleagues find all that art business rather dreary. because we all know that's what conservators in extremely competitive museum positions are like.
I'm not saying there can't be lifelong love in here somewhere but I also just feel like the monogamous heterosexual marriage you're fantasizing about isn't necessarily best represented by the bacchanal. and that's okay. but i do stand by that.
when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything
Only 3 inches wide
architects designing houses in the 70s-90s: okay, what if you had to step up and step down and step up and step down and the floor itself was a deadly tripping hazard
I live in a split level. My mom broke her foot and couldnβt get to the living room and kitchen for months. Neither of my grandmothers can come visit me because it is stair city in here, baby.

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the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
That's where this guy sits
Laurel Caverns, Farmington, Pennsylvania, USA
Have you been here?
I have been here
I have not been here
One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.
Me and my bro in the 19th century inhaling and ingesting various chemicals just for fun
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
Iβve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Letβs meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) π‘
Plate: roundel argent (silver) βͺοΈ
Torteau: roundel gules (red) π΄
Pomme: roundel vert (green) π’
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) π΅
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) π£
Pellet: roundel sable (black) β«οΈ
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

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It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet