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this class delves into the legendary tales and divine histories of various magical realms, exploring the origins, powers, and legacies of gods, mythical creatures, and legendary heroes. Mrs. Psyche, an expert in ancient lore and celestial wisdom, guides students through epic sagas, divine rivalries, and the cultural significance of myths across Ever After. expect interactive lessons, dramatic reenactments, and the occasional visit from an actual deity if you’re lucky—or very unlucky
HOMEWORK. expect essays on the morals and hidden meanings in classic myths, plus creative assignments like rewriting a legend with a modern twist
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. show curiosity about myths from all cultures and always be respectful of love deities—Mrs. Psyche takes their stories very seriously
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t mix up gods from different pantheons in your presentations—calling Zeus “a Norse deity” is a one-way ticket to an exasperated sigh
KINGDOM MANAGEMENT. taught by Mrs. Her Majesty, the White Queen
future rulers, nobles, and aspiring leaders learn the ins and outs of running a kingdom, from diplomacy and lawmaking to organizing grand balls and handling royal scandals. the White Queen, known for her composed yet commanding leadership, teaches strategy, ethics, and governance through real-world scenarios, often incorporating Wonderlandian logic puzzles to test students’ problem-solving skills under pressure
HOMEWORK. drafting decrees, designing economic policies, and writing conflict resolution strategies fit for ruling a kingdom
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. always address her formally, take notes in impeccable script, and never question the importance of royal protocol
AVOID MISHAPS. never suggest solving political disputes with a sword—she insists that diplomacy, not duels, is the mark of a true ruler
ADVANCED ELFONOMICS. taught by the esteemed Fairy Queen
this elite course teaches students the intricate financial magic behind running a kingdom, from managing enchanted trade routes to understanding the unpredictable fluctuations of the golden bean stock market. the Fairy Queen, with her keen business acumen and ancient fae wisdom, ensures her students master the art of wealth accumulation, resource allocation, and the occasional negotiation with mischievous leprechauns
HOMEWORK. balancing enchanted budgets, predicting market trends in fairy-tale economies, and occasional field trips to enchanted banks filled with gold
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. keep your calculations accurate and your economic theories sound—Fairy Godmother investments rely on precision, not guesswork
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t accept enchanted gold from leprechauns or trickster fairies—it will vanish overnight, and your grade will disappear with it
GRIMMNASTICS. taught by Coach Gingerbreadman
a fast-paced, action-packed class that combines acrobatics, endurance, and skills fit for any fairytale hero or heroine. with Coach Gingerbreadman’s lightning-fast speed and high-energy training style, students practice enchanted obstacle courses, daring escapes, and storybook stunts that would make even the most daring adventurer sweat. the class focuses on developing strength, flexibility, coordination, and agility, blending magical elements with traditional gymnastics techniques
HOMEWORK. none! ( whew ) but in class, expect daily obstacle courses, tower-climbing drills, and team challenges that involve fleeing from imaginary witches
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. keep up, move fast, and don’t complain—Coach G is all about agility and endurance, and he does’t slow down. ever
AVOID MISHAPS. never eat anything left unattended in the gym—there’s a 50/50 chance it’s either an energy-boosting enchanted snack or a curse-laced trick. you never know!
CHEMYTHSTRY. taught by Professor Rumplestiltskin
a mix of potions, alchemy, and enchanted chemistry, this course teaches students how to brew everything from love potions to transformation elixirs—if they can handle Professor Rumplestiltskin’s cryptic riddles and tricky assignments. with an emphasis on magical reactions and the delicate balance of ingredients, students must be precise, or they may find themselves accidentally cursed or turned into gold
HOMEWORK. brewing potions, analyzing alchemical reactions, and testing the properties of enchanted elements
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. follow instructions to the letter—Rumplestiltskin loves precision and has a zero-tolerance patience for careless spell-mixing
AVOID MISHAPS. never, under any circumstances, agree to any kind of “trade” with the professor in exchange for an easier assignment. it’s not worth it, trust me
DAMSEL - IN - DISTRESSING CLASS. taught by Madam Maid Marian
a staple for traditional storybook heroines, this class teaches the fine art of swooning at the right moment, perfecting the helpless-yet-charming gaze, and calling for help in a voice that carries across enchanted forests. Madam Maid Marian ensures her students master the delicate balance between appearing vulnerable while subtly manipulating the situation to their advantage—because even the most distressed damsels know how to work a fairytale in their favor
HOMEWORK. practicing swooning, perfecting a well-timed gasp, and composing letters of woe to imaginary rescuers
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. always act appropriately dramatic when learning proper distress techniques—anything less than peak theatrics is disappointing
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t accidentally outshine the prince in a rescue simulation—nothing gets you on her bad side faster than saving yourself ( no matter how blitheringly useless your rescuer may be )
CREATIVE STORYTELLING. taught by Professor Jack B. Nimble
in this dynamic and expressive class, students learn how to craft compelling narratives, whether for written tales, theatrical performances, or enchanting oral traditions. Professor Jack B. Nimble, known for his quick wit and lively teaching style, encourages students to think outside the storybook and experiment with different genres, endings, and perspectives, ensuring their own tales are just as spellbinding as the ones that came before them
HOMEWORK. writing fairytales with unexpected endings, crafting riddles, and creating engaging oral stories to be performed in class
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be witty, be original, and never deliver a boring story—Professor Jack lives for quick thinking and clever twists ( students still whisper about the time he literally fell asleep in the middle of a student’s story )
AVOID MISHAPS. avoid clichés at all costs—it says in the syllabus that if he hears “once upon a time” too often, he might jump out the window in protest
ADVANCED VILLAINY. taught by Mr. Badwolf
for those embracing their darker destinies ( or just wanting to understand the mind of a villain—it’s an elective, too ) this class explores the art of scheming, deception, and tactical villainy. Mr. Badwolf, with his menacing charm and years of experience causing trouble, teaches students how to craft masterful monologues, execute dramatic entrances, and plan foolproof plots—complete with an emphasis on avoiding the classic pitfalls that lead to a villain’s downfall
HOMEWORK. devising foolproof villainous schemes and identifying weak points in heroic plans. bonus points for sabotaging another student’s assignment
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. show ambition, strategy, and more than a little bit of wicked flair—Mr. Badwolf respects students who think like masterminds
AVOID MISHAPS. don't act heroic in class—while he tolerates reform-minded students, he won’t hesitate to assign extra homework as punishment if he feels anyone's too generous or kindhearted
FASHION DESIGN. taught by Mrs. Fairy Godmother
a dream-come-true class for aspiring designers, where students learn to craft magical ensembles, enchant fabrics, and create garments that are both stylish and spellbinding. with Mrs. Fairy Godmother’s expertise in transformation magic, students practice stitching together gowns that change color at midnight, boots that walk on air, and accessories infused with fairy dust. bonus points for those who can design an outfit fit for a royal ball and an epic quest. the class blends traditional design principles with a touch of enchantment, encouraging students to create outfits that reflect their unique personalities and tell their own fairy tales
HOMEWORK. creating mood boards, sketching outfits, and crafting magical garments with enchanted fabrics
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. always keep your workspace neat and clean, and your designs fabulous—Mrs. Fairy Godmother has high standards for both
AVOID MISHAPS. never leave unfinished projects unattended—one rogue swish of a wand, and your dress might sprout wings or turn into a pumpkin
BEAST TRAINING & CARE. taught by Professor Poppa Bear
from training fire-breathing dragons to taming mischievous talking mice, this class prepares students for handling all manner of enchanted creatures. with his warm but no-nonsense approach, Professor Poppa Bear teaches students how to communicate with beasts, provide proper magical care, and even ride or befriend some of Ever After’s most fearsome ( or snuggly ) creatures. the class emphasizes the importance of empathy, respect, and responsible stewardship when interacting with enchanted beings
HOMEWORK. taking notes on enchanted creature encounters you have outside of class, studying their habitats, and practicing magical grooming techniques. assignments are much easier for students who have their own mystic beast as a pet
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be patient, compassionate, and firm—Professor Poppa Bear believes good beast tamers must balance kindness with authority, and he won't hesitate to crack down on students he feels aren't being tolerant and kind with the creatures
AVOID MISHAPS. always double-check what you're feeding the creatures—accidentally giving a griffin a fire-breathing potion will not end well
CROWNCULUS. taught by Mrs. Her Majesty, the White Queen
a blend of advanced mathematics and royal economics, this class teaches students how to manage kingdom finances, calculate treasure values, and strategize for economic prosperity. the White Queen ensures that students grasp complex numerical concepts while also understanding the practical application of numbers in ruling a kingdom, proving that math isn’t just about numbers—it’s about power and magic, too
HOMEWORK. solving royal tax equations, balancing enchanted budgets, and calculating castle construction costs
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. always show your work neatly on your notes, respect the logic of numbers, and never bring chaos into her perfectly ordered classroom. loose fairy dust or torn paper is a one-way ticket to getting sent out to the hallway
AVOID MISHAPS. never argue that "magic can just fix the math"—that’s a fast track to an exasperated glare and extra equations ( though she'll pretend you were chosen at random for them )
ADVANCED WOOING. taught by Dr. King Charming
whether it’s serenading a princess from a castle tower or sweeping a prince off his feet at a royal ball, this class covers the fine art of courtship. Dr. King Charming, an expert in chivalry and romance, teaches students how to compose love letters, master ballroom etiquette, and perfect the dramatic, wind-blown hair flip. special guest lectures from famed love interests ensure students are well-versed in only the most effective wooing techniques ever after
HOMEWORK. writing needlessly lengthy sonnets, practicing your dramatic entrance, and perfecting grand romantic gestures
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. exude confidence, use flowery language, and always demonstrate princely manners—Dr. Charming believes wooing is an art, and it helps if you act with decorum even outside of tests and assignments
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t mix up your love letters—accidentally delivering the wrong one can lead to legendary levels of fairytale drama ( Dr. Charming won't admit how he knows, but he seems suspiciously adamant on it )
COOKING CLASS - IC. taught by Professor Momma Bear
a cozy yet rigorous class where students learn everything from baking enchanted pastries to brewing hearty, storybook-worthy stews. Professor Momma Bear, warm but strict, teaches students the magic of home-cooked meals and how to avoid common culinary disasters—like accidentally putting a sleeping spell in the soup ( more common than you’d think. shocking, i know. ) bonus points for anyone who can craft a meal fit for both a royal banquet and a humble woodland picnic
HOMEWORK. baking enchanted pastries, perfecting porridge temperatures, and learning potion-infused cooking in the communal kitchens—they're open late at night, which is when lots of students do their best work
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. follow the recipe to a T, respect the kitchen space, and always clean up after yourself—Professor Momma Bear runs a strict but cozy classroom, and surfaces need to be crumb-free for that to happen
AVOID MISHAPS. never leave the oven unattended—one careless mistake and your muffins might gain sentience ( or explode )
DARK SORCERY. taught by Baba Yaga
for those required to ( or foolish enough to ) dabble in the shadows, this class explores the ancient and forbidden arts of dark magic. Baba Yaga, cryptic and terrifyingly wise, teaches students the ethics of wielding power, the risks of curses and hexes, and how to summon forces beyond mortal comprehension—strictly for academic purposes… of course. students who can keep up with her demanding lessons will most certainly find themselves walking the fine line between greatness and peril, just as intended
HOMEWORK. expect assignments on hexes, shadow magic, and extremely ethically questionable but highly effective spellcasting techniques
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be respectful, but not a suck up... listen carefully, but don't hang onto her every word... and never waste her time—Baba Yaga is a fickle old witch who does not tolerate foolishness
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t touch any of the professor’s personal artifacts—one single misstep, and you might find yourself cursed for a week ( or a lifetime )
WOODSHOP. taught by Mr. Geppetto
in this hands-on class, students learn the craftsmanship of enchanted carpentry, from crafting magical furniture to carving living marionettes ( though talking puppets are strictly optional. ) taught by the legendary woodcarver Geppetto, the course emphasizes precision, patience, and the importance of working with enchanted materials—because nobody wants a table that turns into a frog mid-banquet
HOMEWORK. crafting intricate wooden figures, repairing broken fairytale objects, and designing enchanted furniture to be presented to the class while Geppetto ooh-s and aah-s encouragingly and inspects it from every angle
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. pay attention to detail, measure at least twice before cutting, and never be careless with your tools ( wouldn't wanna lose a finger... or more )
AVOID MISHAPS. never bring anything to life by accident—Mr. Geppetto still has opinions about unexpected animated puppets, most of them aren't as perfect as his
DEBATE. taught by Mrs. Her Majesty, the White Queen
a battle of wits, logic, and eloquence, this class teaches students how to construct compelling arguments, navigate royal negotiations, and win verbal duels with precision. The White Queen is a master of both reason and Wonderlandian riddles, and she ensures her students can debate everything from kingdom policies to whether a dragon’s hoard should be considered taxable income. though, of course, you always have to shake your opponents hand before and after a debate—and sometimes halfway through, too ( “debate is nothing without decorum, dears” the teacher chirps. )
HOMEWORK. researching historical disputes, and crafting persuasive speeches and arguments to perform in class
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. speak clearly, argue with logic, and maintain perfect etiquette—she values reason and refinement above all else. a perfectly crafted argument could be given zero-sum marks if you use foul language while presenting it
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t descend into nonsense logic—Mrs. Her Majesty and the subject of debate as a whole has no room for "because I said so" as a defense
GEOGRAFAIRY. taught by Professor Jack B. Nimble
a whirlwind tour that covers every enchanted land, hidden kingdom, and magical realm, this class ensures students can navigate their way through both real and mythical landscapes. Mr. Jack B. Nimble, quick on his feet and sharp in his knowledge, teaches students how to read enchanted maps, locate legendary landmarks, and survive the treacherous terrains of places like the Swamps of Sorrow or the shifting sands of the Ever After Desert
HOMEWORK. memorizing magical trade routes, mapping enchanted forests, and planning efficient royal journeys, especially for high-stakes travel like royal carriages or valuable trade stocks
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. stay sharp, think fast, and always be ready for pop quizzes—Professor Jack moves just as quickly as his name suggests
AVOID MISHAPS. don't mistake one enchanted swamp for another—some have quicksand, others have talking alligators, and both will fail you the test
DRAGON SLAYING. taught by Dr. King Charming
an action-packed course for aspiring heroes and knights, this class covers everything from identifying dragon species to the safest techniques for confronting ( or befriending ) them. Dr. King Charming, ever the gallant warrior, teaches battle tactics, shieldwork, and the art of delivering a victorious speech while standing atop a defeated beast. students are encouraged to find creative, non-lethal ways to deal with dragons—because a slayed dragon often makes for a very angry dragon mother ( you don’t wanna deal with one of those )
HOMEWORK. designing battle strategies, practicing swordplay ( safely and with supervision ), and studying legendary dragon encounters
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be courageous ( he hates students who cower ) and cultivate a healthy respect for dragonkind—Dr. Charming does not tolerate arrogance or killing out of malice
AVOID MISHAPS. never mistake a friendly dragon for a feral one—Dr. Charming is not amused by unnecessary heroics or violence without reason
RIDDLING. taught by Professor Sphinx
a brain-twisting class that challenges students to master the art of riddles, trick questions, and mind-bending wordplay. Professor Sphinx, with her cryptic wisdom and smug amusement, pushes students to think in loops, uncover hidden meanings, and craft riddles so clever that they impress even her. only those with quick wits and sharper tongues will excel. there’s a silent booth tucked into the back of class where students can take solace in five minute time-outs if they get a riddle-induced brain-ache
HOMEWORK. solving some of the most famous and ancient riddles from fairytale history, crafting the trickiest trick questions, and debating paradoxes ( there has to be some end ) ( spoiler alert: there isn't )
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. think outside the box and embrace the art of wordplay, she appreciates students who attempt to match her riddlish intellect ( though they never fully can. ) never give an obvious answer—she doesn't tolerate laziness
AVOID MISHAPS. don't answer a riddle too quickly—Professor Sphinx loves watching students squirm in confusion, she'll snap if you think one is "too easy"
POISON FRUIT THEORY. taught by Mr. Henchman
a darkly fascinating course that delves into the study of enchanted produce, venomous flora, and the alchemy of cursed concoctions. Mr. Henchman, an expert in apple-related treachery from first-hand witnessing, ( and doing most of the dirty work himself shhhh ) teaches students how to identify, craft, and counteract, certain poisons—purely for academic purposes… of course. only the most careful and exceedingly precise students avoid an accidental nap at some point
HOMEWORK. identifying toxic ingredients, testing non-lethal potions, and studying famous fairytale poisonings—students are absolutely not permitted to handle lethal poisons outside of class time, no matter how funny Mr. Henchman thinks it would be
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be cunning, precise, and always ask about antidotes—surprisingly enough Mr. Henchman values ambition and intelligence over blind villainy
AVOID MISHAPS. this should go without saying, but don’t ever eat anything from the classroom—regardless of whether it’s an extra-credit challenge or a standard study subject, it’s all dangerous
HISTORY OF TALL TALES. taught by Professor Paul Bunyan
a larger-than-life class where students study the greatest exaggerations in folklore, from beanstalk-climbing farm boys to men who lasso tornadoes. Professor Paul Bunyan, with his booming voice and legendary stature, teaches the importance of hyperbole, embellishment, and how a good story can shape the world. except storytelling assignments where size does matter, and extra credit for every surreptitious golden object you can cram into your tale
HOMEWORK. exaggerating your own legendary feats into tall tales, researching folklore heroes, and reenacting famous larger-than-life moments
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. show enthusiasm for exaggerated storytelling and never question the truth of a tall tale—Professor Bunyan appreciates a good yarn, says puzzling into it "takes away the fun"
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t get caught underestimating the size of the stories—or of Professor Bunyan’s pet blue ox, Babe
DIPLOMACY 101. taught by Mrs. Fairy Godmother
an essential course for future rulers, ambassadors, and anyone hoping to survive royal politics, this class covers the art of negotiation, conflict resolution, and fairy-tale-level etiquette. Mrs. Fairy Godmother, an expert in wish-granting diplomacy, ensures that students can turn any total pumpkin of a situation into a golden carriage of opportunity—preferably before midnight
HOMEWORK. drafting peace treaties, mediating minor disputes between friends or classmates, and practicing polite yet firm negotiation techniques
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. mind your manners, choose your words wisely, and never raise your voice—Mrs. Fairy Godmother believes in charm over conflict, and that manners always win
AVOID MISHAPS. try not to use magic to solve conflicts too quickly—diplomacy requires finesse and effort, not a bibbidi-bobbidi-bandaid
CASTLE DESIGN. taught by the Three Little Pigs
a structural and aesthetic architecture class that teaches students how to design the perfect castle, from grand ballrooms to impenetrable fortresses, and everything else a benevolent ruler ( or evil sorcerer ) could need from their abode. the Three Little Pigs, having learned their lesson more than once after their own architectural mishaps, are now experts at crafting with only the pinnacle of quality materials, and they guide students through the balance of beauty and functionality, ensuring that no tower is too tall and every drawbridge is both sturdy and stylish
HOMEWORK. drafting blueprints, constructing model castles, and ensuring defenses against huffing and puffing in your structures
PLEASE THE PROFESSORS. always prioritize structural integrity in your projects—they still have very, very strong opinions about weak materials
AVOID MISHAPS. never, ever suggest using straw or sticks unless you want a three-pig class-long lecture on the merits of proper fortification
BEWITCHING SONG. taught by Ms. Aquata of Atlantis
a mesmerizing music class where students learn the magic of vocal enchantment, from siren songs that lure sailors to sleep, all the way to battle hymns that rally armies. Ms. Aquata, hailing from the royal family of Atlantis with her haunting voice and knowledge of forbidden harmonies, trains students in the delicate balance of melody and power—reminding them that some songs come at a price
HOMEWORK. composing enchantments through song, practicing vocal spells, and analyzing the most famous fairytale musical enchantments ( of course, the teacher is partial to songs from the tale of the Little Mermaid, though she pretends she doesn't have favorites )
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. stay in tune and on key, embrace the magical melodies, and never mock merfolk music—Ms. Aquata takes her siren songs very seriously, even if they sound like dolphin noises to the untrained ear
AVOID MISHAPS. avoid singing the wrong notes—one slip, and you might accidentally charm your classmates into an impromptu dance number ( music magic can be... fickle )
ANGER MAGICMENT. taught by Mr. Badwolf
a course designed for students with fiery tempers and villainous bloodlines, this class focuses on channeling rage productively instead of, say, blowing houses down. Mr. Badwolf ( you know… the Big Bad Wolf ) with his own history of temper issues, teaches students techniques in deep breathing, mindfulness, and how to redirect fury into something slightly less destructive—like competitive sports instead of rampaging through villages
HOMEWORK. journaling your emotional responses on the day-to-day, practicing breathing exercises, and resolving conflict without growling
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. keep your temper in check, use calming techniques, and don’t provoke classmates—Mr. Badwolf knows firsthand how bad anger issues can get, he has no tolerance for trying to set off others
AVOID MISHAPS. never howl in frustration—it sets off an automatic... pack response from Mr. Badwolf, leaving him embarrassed and you in detention
EXPERIMENTAL FAIRY MATH. taught by Dr. Sandman
a mind-boggling fusion of numbers, magic, and dream logic, this class teaches students how to manipulate enchanted equations, calculate impossible probabilities, and solve numerical riddles that make reality bend. Dr. Sandman, a master of both dreamscapes and abstract concepts, guides students through numerical paradoxes and whimsical calculations that only make sense if you never think about them too hard
HOMEWORK. solving numerical paradoxes, creating reality-warping equations, and exploring mathematical dreamscapes—make sure you can get back to your dorm when you're done studying, though
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. keep an open mind, embrace dreamy logic, and don’t expect normal numbers—Dr. Sandman sees math through a magical lens, try to see things from his point of view
AVOID MISHAPS. never fall asleep mid-equation—you might wake up inside a calculated alternate reality
Tinkers make tiny tools—thorn needles, acorn-lid pots, leaf-boats, spool winches, you name it—and fix lanterns, hinges, carts, harness buckles, and anything else that squeaks, sticks, or falls off. Tinkers tend to have gloriously chaotic workshops piled with scrap, sketches, and a million half-finished inventions that “will definitely work this time… probably.” They’re the ones you call when your lantern keeps flickering, your wingsnap buckle is jammed, or you really need a fishing rod that doubles as a grappling hook for some reason. Expect them to mutter to themselves, ask you to hold something, and then forget they gave it to you.
𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔
Builders design and construct homes out of anything that’ll hold still—hollows in trees, giant flowers, abandoned bird nests, old human teapots, snail shells, etc. They obsess over insulation, drainage, and “is this structurally sound or just pretty,” and will absolutely argue about the merits of moss vs. lichen as roofing. Builders spend a lot of time hanging from ropes and vines, checking root stability, waterproofing doorways, and making sure nobody’s front step turns into a waterfall during storm season. They know which branches will sag under snow, which petals close too tightly at night, and which snail shells are still very much occupied. Expect them to carry bits of charcoal for sketching, a loop of measuring twine around their shoulders, and at least three backup ideas for expanding your home “once the roots settle.”
𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 (𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒔)
Weavers work with grass, moth silk, thistledown, milkweed pod fiber, reeds, and moss, turning armfuls of fluff and stems into something actually useful or beautiful (but usually both). They make baskets, nets, blankets, hammocks, slings, fabric for clothes, rope for bridges, and occasionally extremely dramatic wall-hangings for festivals. Weavers have nimble fingers and terrifyingly good tension sense; they can tell if a hammock will hold three people or one very small person and a mouse just by poking it. Their workshops are full of half-wound spools, drying fibers, and “absolutely-not-tangled” threads that are totally, definitely under control. They gossip while they work and always have spare twine on them “just in case.”
𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒔 (𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔)
Tailors design and sew petal gowns, leaf cloaks, thistledown shawls, and all the little bits that make everyday fairy clothes actually fit around wings. They also handle accessories: hats made of flower cups or acorn caps, belts braided from grass, beadwork from scavenged human jewelry, and little wing-friendly harnesses for tools. They’re part fashion designer, part engineer—measuring for wing slits, checking that hems won’t snag on twigs, and quietly reinforcing seams for the flyers who “definitely won’t crash this time.” Tailors work with Weaver-made fabrics, scavenged human threads, tiny beads, and dew-shined buttons, balancing function with “yes but does it flutter nicely when you spin.” They know exactly which petals hold their color, which leaves won’t crack, and how to cut around thorns so you don’t sit down and regret your life.
𝒅𝒚𝒆𝒓𝒔
Dyers make dyes out of petals, berries, bark, soil minerals, mushroom caps, and anything interesting Foragers drag home, then test them on every scrap of fabric they can get their hands on. They keep jars of color samples, swatches of test cloth, and notebooks full of scribbled adjustments: “more berry,” “less dew,” “never again.” Dyers know a thousand secret recipes like “this purple only works when you stir clockwise” or “add a drop of dawn dew or it turns brown,” and they guard some of those formulas like dragon hoards. Their workspaces look like someone exploded a rainbow—stained hands, speckled aprons, buckets of soaking stuff, and lines of shimmering fabric drying overhead. They work closely with Weavers and Tailors to match outfits to seasons and festivals, and are both feared and adored for sentences that start with, “So I tried something new…”
𝒃𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔 (𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔)
Bakers bake breads, seed-cakes, honey buns, fruit tarts, petal biscuits, nut loaves, and all the tiny comforting things that make a village feel like home. Bakers work with flour ground from seeds and grains, sweet tree syrups, honey, crushed nuts, berries, flower nectar, and whatever seasonal ingredients the Foragers and Storekeepers can spare. Their ovens are usually warm from dawn to dusk, and their kitchens smell like toasted grain, melted honey, and berry jam. They’re experts at balancing what tastes good with what actually keeps people going—quick little honey rolls for dragonfly couriers, dense travel loaves for Foragers, soft herb buns for healers to give to their sick patients, and festival pastries so pretty people almost feel bad eating them. Bakers are also notorious for “testing” recipes on anyone who walks past, which means most villagers have, at some point, been handed a warm something with the words, “Tell me if this needs more blackberry.” Their aprons are always dusted in flour, their hands are usually sticky, and they are universally loved in the sort of way that makes them very difficult to stay mad at.
𝒔𝒐𝒂𝒑 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔
Soap makers use “soapstone” (a special smooth stone from very clean ponds/streams, traded with merfolk) plus oils, petals, and herbs to make soaps, shampoos, and wing-washes. They experiment endlessly with scents—honey-rose, dew-mint, moss-cedar, berry-citrus, “smells like first rain”—and keep careful notes on which blends calm nerves vs. wake you up. Their workshops always smell amazing, are slightly slippery, and have shelves stacked with little labeled bars, bottles, and bubbles-in-progress. Soap Makers also invent ultra-gentle wing soaps so scales and fuzz don’t get damaged, and practical blends for real life: itchy-pollen soap, sap-remover, “got into something gross” emergency soap, post-festival glitter scrubs, and soothing soaks for sore wing muscles after long flights. They trade constantly with Foragers, Dyers, and Herbalists for new ingredients and are universally beloved, because everyone wants first dibs on a new experimental scent.
𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔
Storykeepers memorize village history, myths, and gossip, and retell them at festivals, firelit gatherings, and any excuse for a story circle. Storykeepers carry whole generations of memory in their heads—who first dared to cross into the human village, which Bloomkeeper accidentally dyed the river pink, and how a Honeyherd once secretly courted a Tailor by leaving honeycombs on her windowsill. They shift voices, faces, and gestures as they perform, sometimes using little glamours to make shadows dance or firefly lights flare on cue. They’re equal parts archivist and chaos agent, carefully preserving facts while… lightly dramatizing certain details for flair. If you don’t want something turned into a story forever, maybe don’t do it where a Storykeeper can see you.
𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔
Songstresses are fairies who sing for pure joy and performance—writing their own lyrics, composing their own tunes, and sometimes roping friends into impromptu harmony. Songbirds perform at festivals, tavern corners, lantern-lit bridges, and anywhere else sound carries sweetly through leaves. Their songs range from lullabies for frightened children and mice, to upbeat festival songs, to quiet little melodies that help plants grow straighter and fuller. Many work with Storykeepers and Scribes—turning tales into songs, or setting old poems to music so they don’t get forgotten. Some have a bit of magic in their voices—just enough to soothe restless wings, steady frightened hearts, or help a village breathe easier after a hard storm. It’s also not unusual for them to harmonize with the forest itself, weaving their voices together with birdsong until it’s hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.
𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒔
Wardens patrol village borders and the spaces between, watching for storms, predators, or careless humans stomping where they shouldn’t. Wardens are the first to see a thunderhead rolling in or spot a fox hunting too close, and they’re trained in subtle warning signals—leaf-charms that rustle a certain way when a human walks past, windchimes that only ring when a stormfronts coming in, birdcalls that mean “hide, now.” They keep mental maps of every hollow log, safe burrow, and emergency hidey-hole, and can read the mood of the forest by the way the wind moves through the canopy. Some ride beetles or tame birds for longer patrols, others prefer to slip through branches on their own wings. They are calm, sharp-eyed, and extraordinarily hard to sneak up on.
𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒓𝒔 (𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝒔𝒌𝒚𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒔)
Couriers are fast fliers (often with dragonfly wings) who carry messages and small parcels between villages, outposts, and very dramatic lovers. They know all the quickest air currents and shortcuts, like “never fly over that owl’s tree,” “this gust slingshots you home faster,” and “that clearing looks open, but a hawk live just around the bend” Couriers are part mail service, part news pipeline; they’re usually the first to hear new songs, festival dates, or who tripped into the river this week. They travel light but always have a satchel full of sealed leaf-scrolls, tiny wrapped packages, and at least one emergency snack. Couriers are the reason news, letters, and urgent “we’re out of honey, please help” notes arrive on time, and they take a lot of pride in rarely being late.
𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔
Glowkeepers maintain mushroom lanterns and glowmoss paths so the village doesn’t trip over its own roots after dark. They mix mushroom paste and dew to refuel dim lights, carefully scrape away old glowmoss, replant fresh patches, and feed their favorite fireflies tiny drops of sweet sap so they keep shining. Glowkeepers walk the paths at dusk, lighting trails and bridges and checking every fixture, humming softly to keep their fireflies calm. They’re almost always accompanied by a small group of those fireflies, who act as tiny coworkers—scouting ahead, signaling trouble, and hovering patiently while repairs are made. Their hands are usually faintly luminescent from glow-paste stains, and they know every shortcut, back path, and cozy lit nook in the settlement. On cloudy nights when the moon and stars disappear, everyone silently thanks the Glowkeepers for knowing exactly where to add a little extra light.
𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒔 (𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔)
Scribes record stories, maps, plant knowledge, and weather patterns on bark, leaves, and thin slivers of wood, turning the whole forest into a kind of living library. Their handwriting is tiny, neat, and terrifyingly consistent; their ink is brewed from berries, dew, soot, and a little magic to keep it from running in the rain. Scribes teach young fairies history, migration of flowers, and which humans are “safe-ish,” often using big wall-maps to show where storms usually break and which paths are never, ever shortcuts. Scribes often work alongside Storykeepers, taking oral tales and pinning them down in careful ink diagrams. Some specialize in magical illustrated maps where paths light up when traced, danger zones flash faintly red, landmarks glow when named, and secret safe-hollows appear only if you tap them just right. Their shelves are stacked with bundled scroll-leaves, catalog stones, and weather-marked charts, and they always seem to know exactly where that one obscure bit of information is hiding.
𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒔
Astrologists chart the stars, track celestial patterns, and interpret the signs written across the night sky. They map constellations, note the paths of wandering lights, record unusual celestial events, and study how certain alignments may affect weather, crops, bloom cycles, luck, travel, and rare magical phenomena. They are especially important during Asterfel, when meteor showers grow frequent, and the heavens are believed to speak more clearly than at any other time of year. Their star charts are made with shimmering silver ink brewed from the mythrilite dust that falls during this season, mixed with special dew harvested at the peak of the moon’s rise, so every page glows faintly as though it remembers the sky it came from. Astrologists are a rare and respected profession, most commonly found among moth-winged fairies, whose comfort with the night and strong low-light vision make them especially suited to the work. They are consulted by villagers planning marriages, journeys, major builds, and seasonal festivals; by merchants and couriers hoping for favorable skies; by healers, who may want to know whether a rare remedy should be brewed under a certain moon; and by nobles, who often take an almost dramatic interest in anything that sounds prophetic.
𝒏𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔
Nurserykeepers watch over young fairies and the occasional orphaned critter, wrangling chaos with patience, snacks, and firm rules about not licking mysterious things. They teach basic flying, wing care, simple magic, and social rules like “we do not throw pixie dust in people’s faces indoors” and “please ask before climbing onto the beetle.” Nurserykeepers are experts at juggling nap schedules, snack disputes, and someone crying because their wings are “buzzing funny.” They patch scraped knees, soothe first-flight jitters, and quietly keep track of which kid is about to launch themselves off the highest branch just to “see what happens.” Their spaces are full of soft moss beds, practice perches, toy beetles on strings, and illustrated rule-charts. They send home tired, mostly-intact children and are somehow still fond of all of them by the end of the day.
𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒔
Teachers teach either children or adult fairies, depending on their specialty. Teachers handle the basics for little ones—counting, reading, writing, simple magic control, and practical things like “how not to crash into each other mid-air.” Mentors take over once a fairy chooses a path, guiding apprentices in skills like weaving, healing, tinkering, or beetle-handling. Lessons happen in little open-air classrooms, on flight paths, in workshops, and sometimes mid-task out in the field. They’re endlessly patient (mostly), very used to answering the same question five different ways, and excellent at spotting who needs a firm push vs. a gentler nudge. They work closely with Scribes and Nurserykeepers to spot talents early and gently nudge children toward jobs they might love. When someone grows up to be very good at their job, everyone quietly thanks the Teachers and Mentors who got them there.
𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔
Storekeepers manage community food stores, track incoming harvests, and make sure winter stockpiles don’t spoil or get eaten by opportunistic beetles, sneaky mice, or “mysteriously hungry” neighbors. They track jars of preserved fruit, sacks of nuts and seeds, dried roots, and emergency honey rations with almost religious seriousness, keeping detailed tally-stones that better add up by the end of the week. They are absolute sticklers about rationing in lean seasons and will literally tackle you if you steal from the winter nut pile, then lecture you about long-term planning while dusting you off. They know exactly how long each stash will last, which barrels need turning, and who keeps forgetting to seal the grain lids properly. If you stay on their good side, they always “just happen” to have a little extra something tucked away for you.
𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒂
again, yes I'm alive, I'm just bad at posting 😭
but yeah these are all of the general jobs I think I have down rn. keep in mind, there are a LOT more jobs in lunaeria, most of which are specialized to the area, like barberry oak would have winemakers, and seraglen would have perfumists, but these are some of the jobs that would be found all throughout lunaeria, regardless of region!
also something I'm going to note again, most fairies have a variety of jobs or "passions" not just one. like someone might be a forager in the fall, a bloomkeeper in the spring, and a songstress during festivals, as fairies lives are rarely stagnant! most fairies have a main passion, but they often have other little side ones too.
i feel like we don't talk about how hard shifting can be for people who are neurodivergent. like in my case, with adhd and possible autism & ocd, i can't just "let go" like all the advice says to. meditating doesn't work because i can't calm down my thoughts. even the "adhd method" doesn't work.
"do what works best for you" what happens when i feel like i don't even know myself because of the spiralling thoughts in my head? i don't know what feels good or right because i've never been able to do that in my entire life
all i want is to shift and get out of this place, but my mind is fighting against me. and istg if someone tells me to work on my self concept one more time i'm gonna explode.
even though I’ve shifted, It’s never when I plan it to be and sometimes just to be parallel realities. I really hate when people tell me to just ignore my brain or thoughts😭😭 none of the neurodivergent methods are actually made for us imo. I wish there was more neurodivergent shifters giving advice or making methods and I’m so glad for this post
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