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me and all the other princesses are getting together in a big ballroom and hurting each other with punches & kicks & bokken & polearms & kusarigama & knives (chef's or throwing) & izuna drops & cavalry charges & black powder cannons & firing squads & guillotines & 100mm naval guns & rs-28 sarmats & ak47s & baseball bats & cricket bats & hockey sticks & tire irons & anything else you can find in a mall zombie movie style & sumi-gaeshis & shortswords & smallswords & longswords & slabs of iron too thick to be called a sword & swordbreakers & hand-and-halves & ap chagis & shoulder-fired rocket launchers & macuahuitls & colony drops & nanobot swarms & laser rifles & attack dogs & precognitive perfect defenses & airlock ambushes & vicious mockery & the cutting words you want to say in a masterstroke of cold vengeance but instead foolishly blurt out in the heat of the moment & public humiliation & shurikens & siege tactics & cut-off supply lines & ballistae & catapults & trebuchets & boiling oil & arrows & mossberg 500s & aú sem mâos & seiken zuki & greataxes & handaxes & garrotes & warhammers & morningstars & nunchucks & anthrax & sarin & arsenic & potassium cyanide & assassin's creed style hidden blades & flamethrowers & pencils like john wick & broken glass & unbroken glass & tridents & bidents & figure four armlocks & rear chokes & manual strangulation & spectral possession & demonic summonings & heavenly judgment & two-fingered pressure point strikes & tasers & mace & six-shooters & type 094 nuclear powered ballistic missile submarines & ice magic & fire magic & countermagic & true magic & fingernails & bricks & knees & elbows. and you're not invited.

The pleasing and delightsome animal "dog" is a sort of bespoke pseudowolf engineered to hang out with you

other available pseudowolves include "fox" who shrieks in the night and "coyote" who is like if a wolf had a little brother who smoked weed