KING OF HEARTS @cupidking - Tumblr Blog

This is a RP/ask blog based off of (as of 11/5/25) part 1 of chapter 1 of JACKPOT CRASH COURSE by Studio Investigrave. Portrayals of characters may not be accurate to their source material. Rules and other info below the cut!

#tag dump ->#asks #ongoing threads #finished threads #ooc #okkkkk reach posts now #jackpot crash course rp #studio investigrave rp #jackpot crash course roleplay #rbs for reach appreciated!

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

“Extra lucky season 7!” Cupid this isn’t very lucky. Save them☹️

Cupid laughs. " No I think this is great, actually. Very intriguing. If we get luckier I might even get a bonus when this is all said and done! "

#asks

Cupid, we have the autopsy report for the Nonsensical Jokester's death. I will give you a summarised version because we know you don't need to be bored with all of the technical details.

Cause of death was blood loss.

List of wounds consist of: a large stab wound on their left shoulder. Graze wound on the left side of the neck. Fingernail scratch marks around right wrist — bloodied fingerprints were found and identified as the Deadly Dreamboat's. Dislocated right elbow and broken lower right arm. A mildly cracked rib and bruising to the ribs.

There were clear signs of a struggle, but according to bystander reports, there is no word of any screaming or otherwise major noise as the contestant passed.

As for the Deadly Dreamboat, he is alive, but in dire condition. Patient is currently unconscious and may be comatose. The medical team had to perform emergency surgery to sew his lower stomach back up, as it was sliced straight open. His large intestine was damaged, partially cut open, and hanging out of the stomach wound when he was found. He has sustained severe blood loss.

That all it for the report. The medical team is working hard to keep Bones alive, however the next game may have to be postponed for his recovery. Thank you.

" Jesus fucking Christ??? " Cupid grimaces, more so in a "ew gross" way and less a concerned way. He waves a hand dismissively. " That's fine. A missing contestant adds some sense of mystery anyways. Audience is gonna love it. "

#asks

i dont think vick really gaf about bones and elise tbh

Cupid snorts loudly then covers his face, un-subtly snickering.

" That's- That's not funny. That's. Horrible. That's really horrible. "

#asks #welcome back to cupid mod not answering asks for a week. sorry guyz

Eugh, went into the suite to check before the paramedics got there, and it’s crazy bloody in there. But it’s not just blood, there’s like, guts and stuff. Also I think Elise’s shoulder was dislocated. And there’s a knife lodged in there. And another knife in Bones’ side. He’s holding that one though, but we’re not sure if it was suicide or if Elise just tried to frame him.

So curious to find out what happened in their fight honestly.

" Jesus fucking Christ . " He makes a sour face. " On second thought? Maybe I shouldn't go back there. Have they cleaned that up yet? " Cupid sighs wistfully. " The poor carpet... " He mumbles.

#asks

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Honestly surprised you didn’t hear Maneki scream when he saw Bones’ body because JESUS CHRIST I didn’t know they could make any sound little own something that fucking loud

Cupid snickers. " That's what that was? Listen, you gotta understand this is the kind of show where people just scream sometimes. You don't really question it that much. "

" Surprised it was them out of everybody, though. "

#asks #cupid dont give a fuuckk

damn this season went from interesting to bad quick

" Oh, well, I don't know about bad~ Maybe just, ah... Unique...? " Cupid shrugs and chuckles, swirling his teacup around. " It's not like we never have fights. This is just... hm. A bit. Different. "

#asks

Update: the Nonsensical Jokester has officially been confirmed dead. Will get back to you with an autopsy report later, sir

" REALLY. For real? Wow. " Cupid chuckles. He seems too amused. " This is one hell of a season, isn't it folks? I'm almost thinking of diving backstage to see how everyone's doing. " And not in a concerned way, for sure.

#asks

Oh another update for you while we’re at it, did you hear the cyanide cookie poisoner guy actually managed to poison someone? It was that Sailor kid. Honestly didn’t expect it to actually work on anyone, but that kids not exactly the brightest.

He ended up fine, though. Well he had a seizure but he didn’t die at least

" The- " He looks concerned. " I'm sorry, the fucking what ? "

" What a fucking mess of a season. I'm sure the audience is eating it up, at least, but ugh... "

#asks

Oh yeah Bones’ boyfriends are absolutely devastated. I think Vega is arguing with Vick whilst Maneki is just bawling their eyes out

He snorts. " Bones had boyfriends? Plural? " A smirk spreads across his face at the mention of the previous showrunner. " Arguing? Ha. I'm curious to see how that's going. "

#asks

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

k but did u get their deaths on camera they died in the private suite if you didnt then whats the point!!!!

" Ugh, they were in the private suite? I don't actually know if we have cameras in there. " " ... Actually, on second thought, probably. " He breathes a sigh of relief. " Thank god for unethical contracts. "

#asks

ALLEGEDLY two contestants died in some murder turned into guilty suicide. It's not confirmed if they're dead or not, but their conditions are grave. I think it was the deadly dreamboat and nonsensical jokester. THEYRE NEITHER CONFIRMED TO BE DEAD THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

" ... " Cupid sets his teacup down, his brows furrowed. He stares into the dark liquid, tea leaves swimming at the bottom. " ... Well, at least it's interesting. "

" I wonder if it'll boost our ratings? "

#asks

are you aware that two contestants just died

There is loud commotion amongst staff members as they try to figure out what the hell is going on. Cupid, meanwhile, is sitting in his lounge chair in front of an empty crowd of seats; the live audience was escorted out as production realized what was happening. He takes a long sip out of a tacky-looking teacup.

" Oh. " Another long sip. " That's what's happening? "

#asks

Is it true that C.D is the one that broke in? Do you know that she is in the bar?

" Sorry, who? I- " He's quickly stopped by a staff member who rushes over, whispering into his ear. His face changes, looking progressively more annoyed. He looks older when he's like that... " Listen- No, no, you know what, just- " He waves the person away. " Okay. I don't know how you know that, but no comment, and keep your mouth shut. We're figuring it out. "

#asks

BUTCH LESBIAN BEAAAAAMMMM 🪄🪄🪄✨✨✨✨✨✨

" WHAT beam?? " Poof! Nothing changes.

#./JOKE #asks

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

You’re so skrunkly doodle! So awww woobie! So little weewoomp!!

" what does that mean... You know what? Nevermind. Thank you! "

#asks

you look like you wouldn't survive the first night of ANY of the fnaf games

" I'm not surviving what? " He gives you a puzzled look, then confidently adjusts his collar. " I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure I could. "

#asks #spoiler: no he cant #sorry ive been inactive btw :( works been tough

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

KING OF HEARTS