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The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

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A time lapse of a cat through the day:

I relate so much to this…

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takesone2rogueone

If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch

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Found the charger too

takesone2rogueone

And now we wait

takesone2rogueone

Oh honey

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HOLY FUCK

GUYS LOOK

HOLY FUCK

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when history speaks from the realm of lost items

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the plot chickens

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why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

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jkellemnop

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

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tan-antoni

I never needed something so much

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everyonesasleepinthehouse

i was bored so i took random “selfies” with my camera and 90% turned out to look shitty or blurry so yeah, here’s the only one i can stand. i’ll do better next time, promise.

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1hat3u

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

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I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

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I remember the day I met you.. you were this cute girl that took my phone and added her number with multiple hearts. I sometimes question why I never put more effort into being better friends with you. Keep on smiling, you’re beautiful :)

Idk how long this has been here but please text me <3

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angelchangsta

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

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