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There are a ton of moments in seasons 1-3 of Arrested Development that seem to foreshadow Gob being gay, but one I totally missed until today when a friend pointed it out is a scene in the episode Beef Consomme where Michael tells Marta, “That’s one of the things that attracted me to you, your sense of right and wrong. I also like your hair and your face and your breasts,” to which Marta fondly replies, “You’re so unlike your brother,” which could imply that Gob was not only noticeably not attracted to her personality, but her body as well, which…yeah. Yep.

I'll always pick chardee over macdennis, because while mac and dennis share a freakuency, charlie and dee are literally prepared to eat people together under no real pressure

mac and dennis have sex without having sex, instead constructing elaborate scenarios etc etc. but then they also have sex for real. so basically theyre never not having sex with each other. which is beautiful