victoria coren mitchell lover!!

“Hello and welcome to Only Connect. The show that takes its title from E.M. Forster’s novel ‘Howards End’. “Only connect the prose and the passion and both will be exalted.” But that’s a bit too easy. It’s not enough just to connect the prose and the passion, here we ask you to connect all sorts of things. Dozens of disparate elements and clues that on first glance appear to have nothing in common at all.”

Victoria Coren-Mitchell, Jennifer Tilly, Maria Ho, Gloria Balding, Lacey Jones, Kim Wooka, and Melanie Weisner.

E: Thank you very much for coming to the dream restaurant, Victoria, I feel like this episode will cause— [suppressed laugh] much discussion online. J: Yeah, I mean—I’ll be honest, Victoria, I think uh, I’m gonna come off as the bad guy on this one. E: Y— [laughter] J: I—I really don’t feel good about it. V: Well, it’s been a lovely visit, I didn’t expect to be harangued by the waiter— J: [laughing] Oh yeah. V: I’m not leaving anything for service, but the meal was delicious. E: Yeah. And feel free to write whatever you’d like on Tripadvisor. V: [laughing] J: Yeah, yeah. [laughing] I—I could only apologise.

victoria coren mitchell is way too pretty

*GAY SCREAMS*

1.01 NYE

[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne announces to the camera, “OK, well, sometimes they’re a team, and sometimes they’re just grouped into the same age bracket. It’s Alan and Victoria.” Victoria Coren Mitchell says agitatedly, “We’re not in the- Why would you?!” She turns to Alan Davies, saying, “Alan, I love you, but he is…” Alan laughs, “She’s a lot younger than me.” End ID.]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster, of contestants enacting various animals. Alan Davies stands hunched over with his arms bent in a classic monkey mime. Desiree Burch is on her knees and elbows on the floor, with her hands tucked up under her mouth. Guz Khan is hiding under his jacket on the floor, with one beak-shaped hand exposed. Morgana Robinson is on the floor on her toes and elbows, planking with her tongue sticking out. Victoria Coren Mitchell holds her curled hands up to her cheeks. End ID.]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne reads from his iPad, “A couple of quotes from Morgana: ‘He’s basically all eyebrows.’ ‘He’s got a pointy nose.’ ‘He’s nostrilly and angry.’” Greg Davies repeats gravely, “‘He’s basically all eyebrows?’” Looking betrayed, Morgana Robinson says, “Thanks, Alex, thanks.” End ID.]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a framed white canvas with a few meagre streaks of blue and red paint on it. Greg Davies says, “Come on, Victoria. You’ve got to dig deep. We’re here for ten weeks.” Downcast, Victoria Coren Mitchell replies, “I don’t know if my self-esteem is going to survive this series.” End ID.]

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Victoria Coren Mitchell says, “You can’t sit on Father Christmas’ face.” Morgana Robinson says with a suggestive grin, “Oh, yes, you can.” End ID.]

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