It Tastes Like Tuesday

how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which I feel really guilty about but I just want to be free from this nightmare” zone

do not read old emails, old texts, old logs, anything from someone you don’t interact with anymore.  take out the trash, delete it all, purge it from your life.  there’s no sense in keeping painful reminders no matter how fond they once were.  this clutter no longer serves you; it just takes up valuable space.

When your someone constantly makes you feel like shit and put you down but questions why you act the way you do around them.

i’m not saying smother them in their sleep, but a dutch oven is the farty passive aggressive equivalent. . .

i only get sad for like a minute then i’m back to being the fantastic hoe that i am

I would put this on my wall. 

My jaw literally just dropped. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

YES HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER TWO HUNDRED

😍😍😍 simplybessa