gay and depressed

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Girl: he Me: Dump Him

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

Playing off a panic attack at the club

Anyways…… Being cool is not having any guilty pleasures and just being a sincere person and living your truth just in case nobody told u