only sane man central

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

Its disability pride month so if I see any one of you use the word “psychotic” as a synonym for “evil” you owe me $1000000000000

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

what if we ban europe from the world cup and make one with only countries that people actually like and can cheer for

we can still call it world cup too because we've been calling stuff "world something" while excluding latin america and africa for ages, so it's only fair

I hate how some people characterize Spy as like this ogling pervert fuckboy like no he is not like that at all why are you doing that