The BFG aka: Cullum

Well, yeah I would ask. It’s one of the most common questions tbh: ‘Why do you want to attend *insert college uni here*?’ Someone could also just be making small talk with you. So, yeah, roll back the pity party there.

I hope you find love in 2016. 

I hope you find financial stability, as well, in 2016

Also, I hope you get astonishing dick in 2016.

I hope you find peace in 2016.

I hope you find happiness within yourself in 2016.

I hope you find those bobby-pins in 2016

i hope you get closure in 2016

I hope you get those good grades you deserve in 2016

I hope you find yourself 2016

I hope you live the life you deserve in 2016

I hope you stop taking shit from people in 2016

I hope you make amazing memories in 2016

I hope you accomplish your goals in 2016

I hope you’re happy in 2016

I hope you find Dory in 2016

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

shit son i feel this cat cause even i’m confused

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

So true:D

Bridges are one of the best ways to get over something..... I'll go now

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

not stoned, just slightly pebbled