Die Gedanken sind frei

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”