nice

I once found a coin on the ground with a hand and it slapped my ass and called me baby girl and we fucked and now our child is half metal half man like a fucked up centaur with a huge metal cock

Sometimes my ass explodes and then I gotta go to the hospital to repair it and then my doctors tell me I need to stop putting explosive vibrators up my ass but I don't listen I will not be kinkshamed by old men who wasted 10 years at med school being nerds and getting cucked.