Bearandbodyworks

Reblog if you wanna turn you in to a gluttonous fat hog🐷🍕🍟🍔🐖🐽

YES! 😊 🐽

oink

Yes, yes I do!

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

i am ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my tak and the power of juju ye mighty, and despair

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK THE ERECTION IS FREE

I just laughed for like a minute.

I can’t resist.