Azarath Metrione Zinthos

She’s a definite second best….wait, who are you again?

Raven.

But you admit that it was by far the best Disney movie, though, right?

I’m actually more of a Mulan fan myself.

Well you know Scotland has a vast history of things that happened here like every country.I’m pretty sure the people of this country would find that a little more important than musical instruments and a Disney movie.

It really says something about the average IQ here.

Sometimes I do go outside, but normally only once it’s dark. People tend to assume I want company when i sit outside during the day.

That’s cause there’s all there is. I’ve been here a few weeks now and the reason you keep hearing this is a school is because no one knows much else.

There’ll be no killing children in my class, I actually want them to learn, funnily enough.

Odd, the last teacher I met was pretty set on killing his students. Relax, its not like the students here care too much about learning anyway.

Have you ever heard of the phrase ‘stay the hell away from me’?

I know this must be difficult to comprehend, but meditation is what keeps me away from insanity.

Yeah, chanting. I know it isn’t English but they’re still words.