SENTENCE MEME ⟶ BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL / 2.09 –– 2.10 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“I wouldn’t jump quickly to conclusions.”
“Whatever, don’t judge a book by its cover.”
“We just never stay anywhere nice.”
“I don’t want to kill the vibe, but we could just turn the lights on.”
“No, no, no, you’re gonna scare the ghosts away!”
“You can definitely smell the age of this room.”
“Holy shit, it’s a jacuzzi tub!”
“This is the best place we’ve ever… cleared? Stayed? Ghost-busted!”
“It’s like a ghost sitcom.”
“He didn’t like sinful activities, he didn’t like debauchery in general.”
“Well, he can go to hell.”
“Do you really want to talk about that night?”
“I stole them off a woman who died on the Titanic!”
“We can never go back there.”
“Shadows do tend to follow you, though. That’s sort of how they work.”
“It was booming with music and lots of other stuff too.”
“Were there Chads back then?”
“[Name] is afraid of you.”
“I think you should show him that you demand to be respected.”
“I never knew that this was that easy.”
“If there’s anybody in here, now’s the time to let us know.”
“You gotta fucking calm down, man.”
“Ghost 101. One, knock book of shelf. Two, uhh, hold a candlestick in the middle of the hallway. Three, sheets.”
“We’re gonna leave now, please don’t follow me.”
“If you can’t catch him here, just follow him home.”
“Stop telling the ghosts to follow me home!”
“I do not like this room at all.”
“Um, is there anybody in here with me?”
“This is one of the best days of my life.”
“If you don’t want us to be here, send us a sign.”
“Why do you have to phrase it like that?”
“I’m sorry I’m in here.”
“I just got the fucking chills, god dammit.”
“I feel like I’m gonna cry.”
“Was that you telling us to leave?”
“Ghost, I’m beginning to suspect that you’re not real.”
“Call it a hunch, but I’ve sat in a lot of dark rooms with this guy talking to the air.”
“There’s definitely a noise, but I don’t think it’s compelling in the sense that it sounds like a voice.”
“It’s your time to run amok.”
“Did you just take a shit?”
“I just realized what I’ve gotten myself into again.”
“Come out, rip my skull outta my head, pull my bones out and melt them in front of my face.”
“Are we doing more of this or could I use the jacuzzi hot tub that we’ve been blessed with?”
“Are we gonna spend the night here and not use that?”
“We’re just two guys sitting in a tub.”
“I’m delighted, because this is the first place we’ve ever slept that has just a modicum of luxury.”
“It’s so dark in there, did you see that?”
“I wanna see if someone’s actually out there.”
“Maybe this is a lost cause.”
“It sounds not even close to my voice.”
“Is this not alarming you?”
“Between [name’s] snoring and this fucking ghost, I’m gonna kill somebody.”
“I’m a little spooked.”
“I bet he was just embarrassed.”
“There’s a ghost marching around for seven hours nonstop.”
“I’m gonna take the camera away from your stupid face.”
“This place is not haunted.”
“We gotta merchandise those things.”
“I really don’t know what to expect.”
“Voodoo is actually a very positive practice.”
“You would kill me? You would murder me??”
“It’s all hypothetical, I don’t really want to.”
“We argue on this, but I don’t want to murder you!”
“I never said I wanted to murder you.”
“You want to kill me!”
“Can you see over this without jumping?”
“The house is quite a sight.”
“You have to get that out of your head and just let it flow.”
“I’m fascinated and interested and I’m not afraid of these things.”
“I think you might intellectualize too much.”
“I’m just a guy who’s interested in this stuff and gets a little dizzy sometimes.”
“Is this a thing you recommend for anyone?”
“So we’re looking at bare bones right now.”
“You look so scared already.”
“I’ve been, uh, more comfortable.”
“It it best that you walk through backwards.”
“You wanna say anything to me or the little guy? What about to the giant?”
“I do find that more compelling than any of the other dumb ones you’ve dug up.”
“What on the street could possible make that noise?”
“It sounds like it’s literally in the room with us.”
“Any time you do that shrug, it’s like a victory for me.”
“It makes my heart warm.”
“I’m gonna buy you one of those for Christmas.”
“Any physical sensations that you’re feeling in there?”
“Put away your fear and just focus on what you feel.”
“I’m bad at feeling.”
“I wanna believe in something, outside the norms of physics.”
“He’s having a rough time tonight.”
“Maybe I’m too in my head.”
“If there’s anything here, it feels like it’s scared, too.”
“I took an improv class once, because I’m a white guy.”
“I always felt like something was watching me in the dark when I was little.”
“Find that source, you might dissolve some of your fears.”
“The spirit world is in your hands.”
“I just got the chills thinking about it, that’s fucking crazy.”
“So, the takeaway here is every little sound is a ghost?”
“No, the takeaway here is that sounds that don’t belong in that environment may or may not be ghosts.”
“Did you actually just comment on something that may have been paranormal?”
“I was just waiting for the logical explanation.”
“The kitchen is the darkest part of this house.”
“Let’s lock ourselves in the murder room.”
“I think you just want to watch me freak out.”
“If there’s anyone here, feel free to reach out to me.”
“I’m gonna die in there.”
“A lot of times I just do this because I know how much [name] will hate it.”
“His mind will eat itself.”
“I don’t really want to talk about what happened in there.”
“I’m gonna leave forever in a second right now.”
“There’s something creepy up in the attic.”
“See anything spooky?”
“I think something tugged on my shirt.”
“I gotta tell you, I’m really transfixed with this world.”
“You gotta learn to not be so scared.”
“I think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up.”
“I’m not even trying to be a jerk about this.”
“I just get tired of you asking if I get scared about things that I don’t believe in.”
“It’s like asking me if I’m concerned that when I fall asleep the moon turns around and winks at me with a big, evil face and has a boner, or something.”
“Of course not, because that’s not real.”
“Does the moon wear pants, then, to cover up its boner at all times?”
“This is the dumbest example you’ve ever given.”
“I think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts.”
“The dark side of the moon just has a giant, dusty boner.”
