tumblr, or as i like to call it, performative journaling 

So Taylors seats at the Time Gala are 13 and 4/26…. please I hate her

Someone stop her

always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back.

all u have to do to flirt with girls here is say you’re a top and that you’d drive them to the farmer’s market

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

Literally had one three days ago

Unfortunately, more often than not..

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.