@tamarinfrog / @searching-for-bananaflies / @cafe-cardamari who makes cruddy unfinished comics like gaston? *points to me* :āD
Daisy: (2)Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Jonquil; (3)Looking so down in the dumps..
Cosmo: (4)Every guy hereād love to be you, Jonquil! (5)Even when taking your lumps!Ā
Daisy: (6)Thereās no man in town as admired as you! Youāre everyoneās favorite guy!
Sorrel: (7)Everyoneās awed and inspired by you.
All: (8)And itās not very hard to see why!! (sorrel: yeugh..)
Cosmo: (9) No oneās slick as Jonquil, (10)no oneās quick as Jonquil.
Daisy: (11)No ones neckās as incredibly (12)THICC as Jonquil!~ For thereās no man in town half as manly!
Cosmo: (13)Perfect of pure paragon!
All: (14) You can ask Sorrel, Cosmo, or Daisy, (15)and weāll tell you (16)whoās team weād (17)prefer to (18)be onā¦! (Sorrel: Nngh!)
All: (19)No oneās (20)been like Jonquil, (21)the king pin like Jonquil; (22)No oneās got a swell cleft in his chin like Jonquil!
Jonquil: (23)As a specimen, yes, (24)Iām intimidating!
All: (25)My, what a guy, that Jonquil!
Jonquil: (26)I needed encouragement, (27)from no one but you.Ā
All: (28)Well thereās no one as easy to bolster as you..!
Bystanders: (29)No (30)one (31)fights like Jonquil, (32)dowses lights like Jonquil.-
Daisy: (33)In a wrestling match, nobodyĀ ābitesā like Jonquil~ (34)For thereās no one as burly or brawny~<3
Jonquil: (35)As you see, Iāve got biceps to spare!
Sorrel: (36)Not a bit of himās graggly or scrawny.
Jonquil: (37)Thatās right! (38)And where else can you find these pecs oh so rare??
Sorrel: (39)No one hits like Jonquil-
Daisy: (40)Matches wits like Jonquil!
Cosmo: (41)In a spitting match, nobody spits like Jonquil!
Jonquil: (42.)Iām especially good at expectorating! *ptOOY*
Bystanders: (42..)10 points for Jonquil!
Jonquil: (43)When I was a lad, (44.)I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me (44..)get large!
Jonquil: (45.)And now that Iām grown, (45..)I eat 5 dozen eggs! (46.)So Iām roughly the size (46..)of a bargeā¦!!!
Daisy: (47)Who has brains! (like Jonquil!)
Sorrel: (48)Entertains! (like Jonquil!) sorrelĀ regretting my actions
Cosmo: (49)Who can make up these endless refrains like Jonquil..!
Jonquil: (50)I use booty in all of my decorating!
Daisy+Sorrel: (51.)Say it again!
Cosmo+Sorrel: (51..)Whoās a man upon man!?
All: (52.) Whoās a super success? Donāt you know? Canāt you guess? Ask his teammates and 5 hangers on!
All: (52..) Thereās just one guy in town whose got all of it downā¦!!