NOBODY MES

I trust the red one

I saw Shizuka lifting a airplane with their pinky

@kiddyshizukajoestar

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

I’d like to question your definition of sitcom

@ruhiana Isn't this the monster sempai comic in a nutshell?

@ruhiana Do I need to suspend your license?

Polnareff cried as they observed the scene. It was undeniable… Dio was a vampire.

Reblog this to get an Easter treat.

When Yukako saved my friend Obama, I felt something indescribable, but surely not exited

@dailyyukako Thank you so much

Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

This knife is actually a magic wand

Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

*cocks gun* magic missile

@ruhiana You in?

Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life

well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good

and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me

I’m tall

my mom isn’t dead

My dad lives with me

my house remains unburnt and intact

milk tastes great

My cousin and her dog are two separate entities

Yall need to calm down.

when Caesar dies. then you’ll understand.

Happy mothers day

Luigi did you lay this egg

They have your color

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