GOOD SHIT

you ever see 2 men succeed at a simple task?

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

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i speak spanish let me translate: ?

i got a headache :/

google says im gonna die

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

reblog this to join my naruto run team for the 2020 olympics

lms if u a lil scared of the dark even tho u grown

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

cool; bro

i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

this makes my heart happy

Booty shorts that say “i poop from here”

On the front