Crypto Witt

Mirage: What would you do if I pushed you in the water?

Crypto: You won’t unless you want to be electrocuted.

Mirage: Hey Cryppy. You uh... You know how we’ve been in deep quarantine together for a while now?

Crypto: Your point?

Mirage: Me and Crypto sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-S-I... I-G-N, wait no that’s not right.

Crypto: It’s spelled I-D-I-O-T.

Caustic: If there’s something strange.

Bloodhound: In your neighborhood.

Mirage: HA! I can’t believe you actually gave the tin can a high five.

Mirage: Crypto, you’re already hoarding all of the toilet paper on the drop ship, do you really need to hoard all the syringes too? Stop being paranoid, babe.

Mirage: Ha, this Uh. Quarantine thing isn't too bad... yeah. I can do this. Nooooo problem.

Crypto: You're dying inside, I can tell.

Mirage: How do you survive like the shut in you are?

Crypto: I'm secretly a vampire.

Mirage: The ice may be melting, but not our hearts.

Crypto: Octane convinced us to make xbox accounts (because we have time to play games, apparently) and then harrassed us to create and share our avatars.

Mirage: I love you like college students love ramen.

Crypto: I love you as much as I loved hacking King’s Canyon to put dinosaurs in it.

Mirage: Wait, you did what?!

Crypto: We are officially very late for this New Year’s post.

Mirage: Wow, it's like, really really cold. Like so cold. I can't believe how cold it is right now.

Crypto: You want my jacket don't you.