[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

sorry i accidentally called you "my victim" when someone asked about our relationship status. it will happen again.

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

Some of y’all need to chill. Not me though. I need to go apeshit

if i had a nickel for everytime i read a transmigration danmei that featured a seemingly cold master of some sort suddenly fall unconsious and remain in that state for 5+ years because he tried to save his future husband who proceeded to spend the next years carefully taking care of his body trying everything he can to bring him back and speaking to him everyday to maintain his sanity as a third person who is also in love with the unconsious man tries and fails to get his body back from someome he pressumes to be a lunatic and a criminal but unfortunately for him the mc is actually very into that, id have two nickels. which isnt a lot but it sure is weird that something this awfully specific has happened twice

actually the greatest moment in misvil is when song qingshi contemplated having gay sex to be a better therapist for yue wuhuan but didnt know who to have sex with(for science) and his buddy who definitely hasnt been pining for him for centuries said he can have sex with him(in the name of science) and song qingshi said no i know how much you love women you dont have to assist me with this science experiment