mini hiatus until dec

SEND ♗ FOR ICONS IN MY PSD     //     accepting .

❛    JACOB .  .  .    ❜   her voice is as soft as the hand she lays on his arm  ,  tone imploring him to look at her  .  the dog they’d found at the red rocket sits beside her  ,  a low whine rising in his throat  &  furry body pressing against her leg slightly  .  they’d only been outside the vault for a few days  ,  but the dog seemed to latch onto them immediately  .   ❛    hey  ,  i found some food  .    ❜   she sets an open can of cram in front of him  .  lord only knew how old the stuff was  ,  but it was better than starving  .   

  SHREK     //     accepting .

NAME.    josephine   ‘jo’   mitchell AGE.     about 236, give or take a few years APPARENT AGE.      mid to late twenties  SPECIES.     human GENDER.      female ORIENTATION.   bisexual  INTERESTS.     rebuilding the minutemen / commonwealth, reading, helping people PROFESSION.   general of the minutemen BODY TYPE.     lithe EYES.     brown HAIR.    dark brown, almost black SKIN.     beautiful brown FACE.     scarred, sunburnt,  &  tired lookin HEIGHT.     5′7″ COMPANIONS.    all of them ?? ANTAGONISTS.     raiders / gunners / brotherhood of steel COLOURS.     red, blue, silver FRUITS.      mulifruit DRINKS.     vodka ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?     yes SMOKES?     no DRUGS?       more often once out of the vault DRIVER’S LICENSE?       yes

   SHREK     //     accepting .

"What's that? It's hideous!"

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

"Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!"

"I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder."

"Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"

"Well, I have to save my ass."

"Example... uh... _______ are like onions!"

"Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!"

"Well, let me put it this way, Princess: men of his stature are in SHORT supply."

"Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!"

"You know, (name)... when we first met, I didn't think you were a big, stupid, ugly ______."

"Eat me!"

"Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?"

"She's married to the Muffin Man..."

" So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?"

" You can't do this to me, (name), I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich...?"

"Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?"

"But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!"

"I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it..."

"LOVE me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking!"

"Well, I have a bit of a confession to make: _____ don't have layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves."

"Hey! I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy!"

"All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom."

"Like THAT's ever gonna happen! What a load of..."

"The line, the line you gotta wait for: the priest's gonna say "Speak now or forever hold your piece", and you rush in and say "I object!"

"Then ya gotta, gotta try a little TENDERNESS! Chicks love that romantic crap!"

Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!"

"Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?"

"Oh, I know. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village, put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleens and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?"

"The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight."

" Let's just say, I'm not your type, all right?"

"Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe."

"...And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!"

"Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal."

"There's an arrow in your butt!"

Because that's what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER!"