definitly something else

fellas is it gay to be gay

according to historians? no.

Sasuke being able to beat orochimaru because he felt like it one day, while the third hokage had died trying to beat him years prior, is so funny

love the bit in the war arc when everyone is sharing naruto’s chakra and he can’t keep his gay thoughts in check so he broadcasts his love for sasuke to everyone in the shinobi alliance. imagine being this random ninja from another village trying to not die from madara waving his dick around and suddenly getting a slideshow of how hot the guy who was in the news last week for committing acts of terrorism is

if I was a ninja I would simply be gay

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

*secretes radioactive sludge*

Please don’t I just cleaned the floors :(

Oh sorry *leafs*

Leafs and sludge? Why are you doing this?

There's something wrong with me

if demon megan fox killed my boyfriend i would simply date her

rip to needy but i'm different

For me the main appeal of the taylor swift lesbian conspiracy is how overwhelmingly straight she obviously is

She's so straight it's like an unheimlich version of heterosexuality that loops back around like she's inverted the kinsey scale

girls will project when giving advice and then be like. "I'm the mom friend."

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Oh cool thanks for the wifi password

Here’s how sasuke can still win

sasuke, you're nothing but a child to me now. your hatred is weak, insufficient. i scored in the 99th percentile in the SATs and you can't even read