Once Upon A Fandom

keith: i attack him

matt: …keith you’re a level three

pidge: i’m rolling for perception

matt: wh- what is there to perceive? he’s literally dead-

pidge: it’s nat 20

matt: you do realize you’ve tried to kill these people on multiple occasions right?

lotor: i’m going for it

matt: …okay. roll for charisma

lotor: …i got a 1

matt: i- you know what? fine. allura, roll a perception check

allura: ………i got a 1

lance: can i roll to seduce it?

matt: no

hunk: well we can’t leave without the crystal, and we still haven’t found out a way to get it…

coran: i have a plan. we attempt to impersonate a galra sentry

matt: you… do realize they’re robots right

coran: yes

matt: alright then. roll a bluff check

coran: i got a 5

matt: you grab a broken sentry and get on hunk’s shoulders, putting on a cloak to hide your body from view. the two of you stumble towards two guards, very obviously whispering to each other under the cloak, and attempt to convince them that their shift is over. they raise their weapons and ask for your identification number

shiro: …why? the battle’s over?

matt: lol

shiro: matt

matt: lol just do it

shiro: i got 20

matt: …how did you roll nat 20. you never roll 20

shiro: i have no idea

matt: shit. i’ll be real i wasn’t expecting that. uh. so shiro’s… shiro’s gone now i guess

shiro: what? where did i go?

Thor: (Laying facedown in garbage) I LIVE HERE NOW

Loki: (Getting drunk with the Grandmaster) WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY I WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD

Asgard: (ON FIRE)

there are only two rules out there in space