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How she switched that dialect back and forth tho š
I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them
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This is so important.Ā
How she switched that dialect back and forth tho š
I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

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Iāve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!
I thought it wasnāt possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he
This is a good one 12/10
this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, iām crying
#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and itās a different vine than usual!Ā ā lmao omg elvira your tags are the best
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iām dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebookĀ šššĀ
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# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB
This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.
guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and itās aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild
I didnāt know cheetahs meow Iāve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever donāt reblog this assume Iām dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not aĀ ābig catā (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you havenāt heard anything until you hear them cheep.
me: *spends $3ā³
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Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over
For the love of god reblog this to be a decent member of society
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IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE ITāS IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, āHERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.ā
THEYāRE SO CUTE, OMG. I CANāT.
THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.
Reblogging purely for the last one
@jupiterjames
Omg so Iām at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump
OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID āI think we should break upā
Iām legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book
She said āitās not you itās meā and before he could respond the barista called his name. Itās Bob. Poor Bob
The move was effective. The lady looks defensive
Bob has come back.
It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. Itās the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate
He started out with āYou know, I think.ā And I could hear this ladyās eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert
FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.
she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. Itās done. Sheās too pretty for you.
He freaking snapped his fingers like heās got this grand plan to make up for things.
She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day
Apparently something bob said made her laugh.
She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. Itās too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho Iām legit behind this chick
He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.
She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS
Sheās literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.
Now sheās talking about her self. He doesnāt look that invested.
āwell some people are bitchyā -bob
Lady does not have a drink. I donāt think she planned on being here this long.
Bob is again talking about himself ššššš no one cares bob.
Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.
Heās talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR
āPromiscuousness leads to diseaseā -Bob again.
Iām done with my hot chocolate and I donāt know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.
She adjusted her chair so sheās further away
SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think sheās headed to the bathroom.
I canāt leave! But heās doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?
Iām trying to figure out what heās saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.
I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.
Ok sheās coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.
Heās talking about his students again.
She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like āI was talkingā and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.
ābut this is why this democracy is at its purest.ā Wtf Bob that doesnāt make sense
Theyāre talking so quietly now I canāt hear them.
āI should have said this a long time ago. But I canāt get anyone to love meā -Bob what the fuck.
āI feel like Iām projecting my self onto youā -bob once again
Sheās leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!
HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
*pocket. But still.
HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG
OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE
āHey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. Iām leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?ā
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Fuck you bobert
this was a JOURNEY from start to finish
LOL
āNigga we bout to let you go cause you gone suffer enough when you get homeā
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Something that really bothers me about peopleās hatred towards Ron is that unless you grew up really poor you have no idea what itās like and how much it affects you. Especially if you grow up poor surrounded by rich friends. The jealousy seriously eats you alive and the way Ron acted was perfectly understandable.Ā
Over twenty years later, Iāll still never forget the day one of my classmates told me to just ask my parents for more money, as though I was literally too thick to work out the obvious solution. Because in her world, it was that simple. Or the day my teacher gave me anĀ āare you even trying for a believable lieā? look when I had to tell him my parents couldnāt afford to send me on a low-cost excursion. Or how for an entire school year, I had to wear a school uniform skirt so small it left angry marks on my waist every day, because my mother begged me to make it last just one more year. The day everyone thought it was hilarious to ruin my pencil case, and even more hilarious that I was so upset and claimed that my parents would be furious with me - LOL, that silly girl! Theyāll just buy her a new one, itās not that difficult! (Spoiler, they couldnāt and it was). And yeah, I had my fair share of second-hand underwear too, like another character who grew up in poverty. The utter shock I felt when I realized other families not only had air conditioning, but also used it regularly⦠the jealousy I felt when everyone else had nice formal wear and I had whatever my parents could manage to get⦠the list goes on and on. And thatās on top of a bunch of other struggles and disadvantages I had.
But to hear Ron critics talk, he was the worst person alive if he ever even dared to want nice things for himself instead of just nobly being happy other people had them. āWhy is everything I own rubbish?ā is not a permissible attitude, not even for a moment.
I see a lot of people making fun/disapproving of how Ron is always stuffing his face with food and it INFURIATES ME. When you grow up fucking poor you learn to take advantage of free food when you have it. Asshats.
Also does anyone realize the sheer fortitude Ron had to have to invite Harry over to his house!?
I could not invite my better off friends over to my house because things were literally falling apart inside of it and my family didnāt have the means to fix it and it ate me up inside to not be able to have my best friend over to my house when I spent the better half of my teenage life sleeping over at her house because my parents and I didnāt want her to see how rundown the inside of our home was.
Ron was so nervous about what Harry would say about his house and was embrassed by the state of it but he saw Harry needed somewhere to stay and he opened up his home to him. People who have always been well off wouldnāt understand the magnitude of that action.
Ron is a damn treasure and anyone who hates him because of his jealousy canāt understand the deeper meaning behind it.
also, harry himself grew up with hand-me-down garbage from Dudley. he understandsĀ ronās frustration with his secondhand clothes, space, toys. what harry gets upset about is when ron doesnāt appreciate having what harry didnātā protective parents, loving siblings, a space where heās wanted. and by and large, ron does appreciate it, and tries to share what he does have with harry.Ā
ron and harry are very, very good friends, who want to give each other what they can, and this is what makes their misunderstandings and fights so upsetting. not ron being shitty, but two genuinely kind, generous boys with a lot in common still managing to hurt each other now and then due to their differences.Ā
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