“Sloane” 1940s Style Heart Halo Hat

Fire’s warm, but that doesn’t mean you get all buddy-buddy with it.

Not when you need the warmth of a body to alert you enough to the reality around you and keep you in line. And while the softness of Doze was workin’ in keeping me grounded boss it sure as hell wasn’t helping me not want to get up and toss everyone into the fire.

So allow me to tell you the fact you can swallow your pride about it and allow those of us not in your timeline to enjoy our timelines how they are because you’ll find I’ve unfortunately had to get very close to Boxcars and if you intend to stay on my buddy buddy list do not poke me until I have figured out a plan to get me my 90 pots of coffee a day without being able to drink coffee.

And get that to work for a week. Thank you.

As for your... predicament, caffeine isn’t just in coffee. You know that, right? It’s important that you know that.