Likeable Asshole

I’ve mourned more relationships than deaths in my lifetimes. It be hard, but it’s really a blessing.

😮‍💨 I will forever reblog this cause ima mf that’s in love with kissing

I want to make out..Nastily 😏

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

So, my biological mother is 5’1 and my biological father is 6’4. My 6’3 brother is married to his 5’4 lovely wife. My 5’11 brother is married to his 5’1 wife. When the fuck did “stick to your own size” become a thing? Did I miss the memo? Are you going to tell me to stick to my own race as well? Stop dictating love. Fuck off. Also, I’m 5’3 and once dated a guy who was 6’9. We were adorable.

typed your entire whole life story just to end with “the tall guy not here no more” lmaooo

Terrible.

One of my favorite posts

these are the tumblr posts that write themselves

I NEED SOME HEAD

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Do u ever look at someone’s lips and u just wanna mmmmmmmmm

I like em smart and really fucking nasty

i should be naked with my lover not whatever this is