I miss your crooked sleep

honestly jgy is so funny because by guanyin temple he‘s tried to kill all the sect leaders minus lxc and is laughing maniacally and threatening people’s lives and going on long dramatic villain monologues... but then it starts raining while all his hostages are outside and he’s like. oh! you’re all getting wet! let’s go inside i wouldn’t want you to catch colds :) and like wow. considerate king i guess

"Let's all go inside so you can be comfortable and warm as I threaten your lives. Please, this way."

jiggy probably: what is the maximum amount of time you can hold someone hostage without being obligated to serve them tea? if i kidnap 6 people and they all like different tea blends do i have to provide all 6 blends or do attenuating circumstances (i'm busy kidnapping) let me get away with a single blend? (via @cqlfeels​)

Ahhhhhh I adore this fic so much. Highly recommend!

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

me, a different fanfic writer: *pets my fave character’s hair* *whispers* I’m gonna emotionally, maybe also physically, torture you