The Cromulent Collection

your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent

with him out of the picture, I am free to wallow in my own crapulence

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

Can't someone else do it?

If this were a more perfect world, we'd all be known at The Flimpsons.

🎼morals and🎵 ethics and🎵 carnal forbearance🎶

Maybe it's the beer talking, but you got a butt that won't quit

Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don’t work on!

Yes, heil to the bus driver, bus driver man.

So I said, "blue M&M, red M&M, it doesn't matter-- they all wind up the same color in the end anyway."

Hot diggity! I'm gonna smooch her like a mule eatin an apple!

Not now. Can't you see I'm reading a third-rate biography of Copernicus I found at the bus station.

Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're "a-pealing" him off the sidewalk!

Freemasons run the country

Come back! Zinc! Come back. Come back. Zinc. Come back. Zinc. zinc! ZINC!!