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Congratulations! Wishing you both an amazing life together full of adventures and happiness 🤍✨️

#she looks beautiful #aww #gonna go give mockingbird another listen and cry #eminem #hailie jade

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I work in a care home and a resident nearing her hundredth birthday said ‘It sounds silly but I just really need my mother’ and it shattered me because there’s never an age when we don’t need our mums by our sides

#mothers day #in my feels today #everything everywhere all at once #lady bird #the wise men once said ‘mom will you wash my back this once’#mitski #things i think about at 3 a.m

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last nights solar storm was the strongest in 103 years, and the aurora it produced was stunning.. it felt like being in a kaleidoscope 🥹

#pretty #i’m gonna screenshot this and tell everyone i took it #i deserve that much #aurora borealis #northern lights

A modern day Dracula where the plot is my boy Vlad realising that remortgaging his entire castle in Transylvania buys him a one bedroom flat in London with a sink for a toilet and he has to chose between having electricity for the month or buying a muffin from Prêt a Manger

#dracula daily #i don’t mean to make everything about the cost of living crisis but i’m a professional debbie downer unfortunately #dracula wouldn’t want to colonise Britain if he knew how much a ruddy train ticket is nowadays #vlad would be too busy hiding from the ticket inspector in the train loo’s to be killing anybody #wanna treck up to whitby? good luck mate that’ll be the price of a human lung and also all the trains are cancelled and everyone’s striking #bram stoker #dracula

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Americans don’t wear cowboy hats all the time? What’s the point then?

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-Bram Stoker

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I explained the Drake / Kendrick beef to my middle aged Turkish mother today. No man left behind.

#explaining this to a woman who has no idea what a kendrick is is hard work #she won’t stop calling Drake Dave #kendrick lamar #drake #kendrick vs drake

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Kendrick actually saw a person die outside his Compton apartment when he was just five years old where in his mind, he realized that this type of violence is what he's going to have to get used to while growing up. He has experienced homelessness. He lived on welfare and foodstamps. Saw his friends die, even held one of his dying friends in his arms gently like he was holding a baby. Battled with avoiding the gang lifestyle that kept tempting him. Made a song titled Chapter Six with the lyric "Pray that we make it to 21" because of all the death he's experienced.

To see Drake think it's fun and cute and easy money, pretending to be from the hood/about that life/be someone he's not and never do a damn thing for the Black American community he bites from, THAT IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY KENDRICK HATES THAT MAN!

#he can flex his sales all he likes drake knows he’ll never be able to produce the pure artistry that is to pimp a butterfly #kendrick lamar #drake

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Can you believe there's a tiny Dracula statue reading Bram Stoker's Dracula before the Vajdahunyad castle in Budapest

Now that Drake’s been obliterated, I’m starting a petition for it to be P. Diddy next.

#lock that FREAK up already #diddy i hate the way that you walk the way that you talk #he has Tupac’s blood on his hands i just know it #i want that mf GONE #if no one else will do it you can expect crocsandbitches p diddy diddles kids diss track coming soon to a cinema near you #drake #hip hop #kendrick lamar

Not to get overly sentimental but rap beef is honestly such a creative form of expression. Like we’re going to hold off on kicking the shit out of each other and calling up shooters to make clever rhymes about each other and get the common man saying words like ‘double entendre.’

Here’s a couple of suggestions of other diss tracks to listen to if you’ve found you’ve liked bitchy poetry:

Ether - Nas (2001) - diss track vs Jay Z & widely considered to be one of the best diss tracks ever released. It’s a response to Jay Z’s diss ‘Takeover’ which at the time of its release left people thinking Nas’ career was over and then Nas uno reversed that shit with Ether and it’s still considered to be a miracle that Jay Z managed to maintain his fame.

Hit ‘em up - 2Pac (1996) -diss track vs Biggie & Bad Boy records. Part of the East Coast / West Coast beef. 2Pac was shot 5 times and survived and Biggie released a song called ‘Who Shot Ya.’ Hit em up is Pac’s response and it’s iconic. Plus the tune is groovy as shit.

Real Muthaphuckkin’ G’s - Eazy E (1993) - Dr Dre left his group NWA over a dispute about contracts/pay. He later released a song called ‘Fuck with Dre Day’ where he had a go at Eazy E (the lead rapper of NWA). Eazy released this in response and it’s another groovy, west coast banger.

Story of Adidon- Pusha T (2018) - Pusha T walked so Kendrick Lamar could run. Need I say more.

No Vaseline - Ice Cube (1991) - vs remaining members of NWA. Cube was the first to leave NWA over contracts/pay disputes. The remaining members released an album, with subtle disses against him. Ice Cube, as Ice Cube does, got pissed.

Life’s on the Line - 50 Cent (2003) - adding this because 50 Cent hates as easily as he breathes and it’s something to marvel at. His beef with Ja Rule started in ‘99 when Ja Rule was robbed by 50’s people and then one thing lead to another and 50 was stabbed and then he was shot 9 times. ‘Time is the best medicine-‘ no. no it’s not. If anything 50 gets angrier through the years. 19 years later 50 bought 200 tickets to Ja Rule’s concert so the front rows were completely empty.

#maybe i’m just being hormonal but what a weirdly wholesome way to channel anger #this beef has resulted in some of Kendrick’s best work since DAMN #‘grown men rap beefing-’ STFU #rap started off with slam poetry this is how the culture was born #kendrick lamar #drake #kendrick vs drake #hip hop #2pac #edited to add no vaseline cuz i don’t even know how i forgot that #thanks person who tagged it

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It’s been a good day for the girls and the gays who had a life consuming hip hop phase at some point in their lives and now that hip hop phase has followed us along the treacherous path to tumblr.com

#it’s like coming across an old friend who you’ve fallen out of contact with but ultimately shaped you into the person you are today #i wish i could shake kendrick by the hand and tell him how long it’s been #kendrick lamar #drake #kendrick vs drake

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obama saw it coming…

#it was him that started this all along it wasn’t j cole or metro booming this is all obamas fault #one last thanks A LOT obama #kendrick lamar #drake #kendrick vs drake

If anything Drake has just proved Kendrick right on his claim that everyone on Drakes team is secretly praying on his downfall because anyone who okayed ‘you’re upset that i’m a pedo cuz you were molested as a child HA HA ZING’ wants nothing for that man but suffering and bad karma

#it was just in such bad taste #i don’t believe a single person with a background in PR looked over it before it’s release #i am not having fun anymore #but it is actually scary how fast this got THAT disrespectful #biggie and pac didn’t say anything on this level before they literally killed each other #kendrick lamar #drake #kendrick vs drake

Here’s a collection of some of my favourite tweets regarding the civil war.

#well there’s nothing civil about this shit but #kendrick lamar #drake #kendrick vs drake #twitter hasn’t been this alive since the Queen died

I truly believe Kendrick’s end game is to drop so many diss tracks that Drakes ghostwriters end up unionising and striking for better working conditions.

#kendrick lamar #drake #kendrick vs drake #GHOSTWRITERS OF THE WORLD UNITE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS

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the modern day equivalent of Dracula is a series of BeReals that are getting progressively more and more alarming

#dracula daily #bram stoker #count dracula #jonathan harker

everyday i wake up and mourn that AO3 doesn't have a fyp

#ao3 #things i think about at 3 a.m #archive of our own #fanfiction

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