Can I get you started on the shop lifting riot? O.o
Okay I'll tell you all but you have to be cool since I may eventually make a Gen fic about this one
So one day the characters are having an incredibly mundane grocery shopping adventure - somebody wanted the mundane normalcy of errands and then coming home and cooking and somehow both Jax and Caine get dragged along
Now Caine is having a perfectly fine time because this is new to him but Jax is bored and also a little antsy because this is getting too "real"
So the two of them are idling near some of those self serve bulk candy displays and suddenly Jax asks Caine if he's ready for the shoplifting adventure
Caine is of course completely confused by this. but Jax keeps pushing for it until finally he bullies Caine into stealing one (1) piece of candy. the funny little teeth man is terrified the whole time absolutely sweating buckets but he manages to make it out without getting caught.
and that's unfortunate because that makes him realize that stealing is fun and he's good at it.
so from there he starts being a little thieving fiend, taking little things here and there just to see if he can do it around the Circus. Jax is a complete enabler in this and keeps setting new challenges.
eventually Caine is eventually caught by Zooble... but instead of getting mad, they also think this seems fun, so now suddenly these three are a little thieving band together.
they keep at this until finally they do some kind of absurd break in and they're caught by the police- aka the fuzz, who are in fact just wiggly worms.
Caine is the only one who actually gets caught so he's stuck at the wiggly worm police station with big wide teary eyes having to call his dad to come pick him up. They made him do dental records because he doesn't have fingerprints to take.
meanwhile Kinger was in the process of talking to both Zooble and Jax in his office, because while he missed some of this the fact that A FULL ON HEIST WAS HAPPENING WITH COPS INVOLVED did in fact show up while he was doing maintenance checks on the code.
so he's in the process of trying to decipher what even happened when he gets the phone call and Jax is looking so fucking smug even though he's in so much fucking trouble.
so then Kinger hangs up the phone, pinches that spot between his eyes and looks to both of them.
"I. Okay. I have to ask. Jax, did you seriously just introduce the entire concept of crime into the world's code so you could get your little brother arrested?"
"I introduced the concept of value, you're welcome."
Zooble is now boggled because ACAB and Jax goes "oh yeah they are definitely bastards that's why I made them."
So y'know Kinger has to go pick up his kid from the police station and everyone's about to have some VERY interesting conversations about this whole thing.
This, however, is not the end of it. Because unfortunately the other three kids ALSO kinda think this sounds fun so one by one they all keep going "you sonuva bitch I'm in" in response to a heist and the heist goes wrong and then you cut back to one extra person sitting in Kinger's office while explaining what happened.
On one hand this is very frustrating for Kinger.
But on the other since they kept fucking doing it he eventually just properly and secretly made it a proper adventure with a rival thieving gang and, spoilers, he will one day reveal himself as kingpin.
...after he makes them sweat a little for starting their lives of crime.