“I’m so cold that arson looks like a great alternative right now.”
“Is eleven blankets still not enough?”
“I could give you my coat…”
“I’m absolutely freezing.”
“Well it’s warmer where I am.”
“Can you get me a jacket or something?”
“It should be illegal for it to be this frigid.”
“I’ve been to receptions warmer than this.”
“If you sit any closer to the fire, you’re going to get a heat rash.”
“No, we are not igniting flammable objects for warmth.”
“I should make sure you aren’t getting hypothermia.”
“Someone keeps turning the heat down and I do not approve.”
“There isn’t enough hot coffee in the world to rid me of this chill.”
“Tea? Hot chocolate? Coffee? Anything? It’s cold!”
“I’m conflicted whether or not to drink my tea or leave it to warm my hands.”
“Is a third sweater too much to ask for?”
“I had to wear this stupid thing because a blanket isn’t proper public attire apparently.”
“The lock on my door was frosted over from the inside when I left.”
“I will fight you over this blanket if I have to.”
“I’m starting to lose feeling in my thighs.”
“So the temperature is arctic, with a wind chill of hell no.”
“I’m not letting you go out in this weather, that under dressed.”
“You walk out there like that, and you will get frostbite.”
“A hot bath would solve that chill.”
“Becoming an unrecognizable mound of fleece blankets and duvets is certainly an option?”
