KING / LOS SANTOS *

i’m gonna dare her to kill us.

just don’t include me in that, and we’re good.

you’ll be fine! hey, c’mon, buck up!

you’re undefeated!

everyone’s undefeated until they aren’t.

oh, that’s true!

the head nod is back, everybody, he’s dusted it off.

i audibly uttered ‘no’ this time.

it’s a demon. it’s killed people.

it’s in a case for people’s safety and protection.

are we allowed to tap on it?

i’m sure, yeah, you could probably tap on it.

make little faces at it?

what are you gonna do?

who knows what i’m gonna do in this place?

you do what you wanna do.

my goal is for us to have a car crash on the way home.

jesus christ!

you better buckle up, ‘cause we’re done for.

we’re going into a ravine, baby.

i haven’t really gotten any [ toy ] from my parents since i was ten.

maybe it was a nostalgic thing.

remember when you used to like them?

you know i pay rent, right?

could’a used a blender, maybe some socks.

hypothesis one: [ name ] is a little trickster.

i’m gonna counter, counter, counter your point.

we’d better throw this [ item ] out, it’s got ghosts in it! 

you’ve given spirits permission to rip your spine out!

i’m gonna see if i can trap [ name ] in my soul.

i don’t think that’s a place anybody wants to be.

i feel bad for [ name ].

that’s why i’m gonna trap [ pronoun ] there.

she’s just giving him a hug, really.

just do it for the science of it!

oh, oh, it was crazy! you should’a seen - i mean, it’s.. it’s gone now, but it was nuts!

i don’t understand why the demon would heal it quickly too.

like, why is the demon doubling back right away?

yes, i’m making you bleed! now i’ll put a little triple antibiotic on it.

you didn’t get that checked out?

no, it healed naturally.

again, things falling into place here.

the laws of physics go out the window when you’re talking about [ thing ].

that’s convenient.

what were his exact words? 

oh god, you’re not going to, are you?

apparently he said “you’re just a [ thing ], [ name ], you can’t hurt anyone.”

okay, we’ll commit that to memory.

i hope you don’t.

i’m gonna call you a lift on the way home.

you’re gonna be in a separate car to me, i think.

it would be crazy if i died! i mean, i know i say that a lot.

i just like the idea of them being like, [ laughing ], [ screaming ].

i’m not gonna help you workshop our death.

“where the hell are they?”

“i will see you tonight.”

“i told you this a thousand times!”

“i can’t believe you, sometimes.”

“i have been waiting here over an hour.”

“he has nothing to do with this.”

“what about the other time?”

“anybody home?”

“i changed my mind.”

“who the hell is this?”

“bitch!”

“i know i haven’t been there for you.”

“‘i just feel bad. i don’t even barely know what’s going on with you.”

“you can’t do this to yourself.”

“this was not your fault.”

“i feel it in my heart.”

“you have to trust me on this, okay?”

“i can’t eat.”

“i don’t want you to go alone.”

“you’re saying that’s not weird?”

“who would do that?”

“it was not a prank.”

“you think i’m - i’m making this up?”

“oh, come on! you’re wasting your time.”

“i heard something else.”

“just tell me where you are, honey.”

“can you show him what you showed me?”

“something is going on here!”

“maybe if i get more lamps …”

“okay, i’m sorry.”

“uh, you wanna come in?”

“we’re having electrical problems.”

“she shouldn’t be here.”

“i need you to leave.”

“okay, baby, talk to me.”

“what should i do?”

“no, you don’t understand.”

“it was almost human, but it wasn’t.”

“it had these long arms and it didn’t have a face.”

“you’re talking about grief. this is different.”

“i swear to you, i know what i saw.”

“i understand, but god - i need you to believe me. please.”

“just go home, [name].”

“i know it sounds crazy. i sound crazy! you think i don’t know that?”

“i don’t care if anyone believes me!”

“i am not gonna stop looking for him until i find him and bring him home.”

“tell me where you are.”

“i need you to hide.”

“our hands were almost touching.”

“don’t look at me like that.”

“you never cared about him. you never did!”

“i can’t believe i fell for this.”

“oh brother, i have not needed you for a long time!”

“don’t you dare.”

“what the hell is going on, [name]?”

“look, we gotta go through this again.”

“you didn’t say there was a drawing.”

“was it a good drawing?”

“you may have seen him on the news.”

“that could’ve been covered up.”

“what, you’re sorry? that is not good enough, [name]!”

“that’s not even close. that’s not even in the ballpark.”

“this is not yours to fix alone.”

“you act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not.”

“you’re not alone.”

“you’re a very brave girl. you know that, don’t you?”

“thank you.”

“listen, i am gonna be there with you the whole time.”

“if it ever gets too scary … you just let me know, okay?”

“it’s okay. it’s okay.”

“i got you. don’t be afraid. i’m right here with you.”

“you tell him i’m coming.”

“just hold on a little longer.”

“you did so good.”

“it’s in the woods behind our house.”

“are you kidding me?”

“i’m going!”

“i know who you are. i know what you’ve done.”

“you left him in that place to die!”

“now you’re asking for my help?”

“go to hell.”

“what is this?”

“honey, just breathe.”

“is that my house?”

“this way.”

“he’s not breathing. he’s not breathing!”

“i love you so much. i love you more than anything in the world.”

“please, please come back to me.”

“i need you to wake up now. i need you to breathe.”

“hi, sweetheart.”

“oh, this is just so overcooked.”

“the potatoes are runny.”

“hey, no more snooping.”

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