How to commit murder 101

This reminded me of the fact that Finnish uses the same word for both spinning yarn and purring.

kehrääminen

Thank you all involved for this incredible addition which I will now think about every time 🧡

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

"hey, have you seen [friend]?" ah, well, about that,

“you TOUCHE miette???”

towel boy stede in his little towel boy outfit and towel boy headband. cutest cutiepie to ever cutiepie. initially claimed to be overqualified for towels but then gave it his all!! spilling all the gossip about his relationship to the towel ladies while they go awwww. doodling hearts around his pretty little drawing of ed on his homemade map. pushing his little cart. slamming unwanted fresh towels down on zheng's desk where she's working just for an excuse to be in her office where things happen. doesn't realize she's staring daggers at him while olu rolls his eyes. he found a cool thing!! (abacus) and thought it was for music not maths!! tries talking up lucius like a dad trying to bond with his teenage son again after said son got dropped bad in the divorce. it fails and he keeps trying anyway!! he knows he made mistakes!! HURLS himself overboard to get to ed. has, at some point, excitedly told olu about eucalyptus!! he takes pride in his towel job!! then uses it to cunningly orchestrate the whole crew's escape even while grieving the love of his life that some of them murdered. towel boy stede my hero my beloved

"I don't excuse the actions of this character--" well I do. I kiss them about it directly on the mouth. I think they should have done worse things. I think that would have been funny.

Find someone who forgives you the way Stede forgives Ed. <3 <3 <3